There's a good chance that many uninformed Americans did not realize that the attempt in the Senate to ban flag desecration was simply a dirty GOP exercise in wedge-issue politics and thought that the reason for trying to amend the Constitution was the sheer number of flags now being burned on our streets.
The recently-defeated Republican amendment, sponsored by Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT), was killed Tuesday by a vote of
66-34, with 67 votes needed for passage.
"The fact is that I was asked this afternoon by a large body of media: Is this the most important thing the Senate could be doing at this time?" said Hatch on the Senate floor Tuesday. "I can tell you, you're darn right it is."
So you have to figure, with our country embroiled in a disastrous war, 45 million Americans with no health insurance, gas prices through the roof and the biggest budget deficit in U.S. history occurring on his party's watch, there's got to be a
lot of flag burning going on to make this such a priority for Senator Orrin Hatch.
Wrong.
The
Citizens Flag Alliance (CFA) was a big supporter of Hatch's amendment and has, by its own admission, one goal: "the passage of a Constitutional amendment that will return to the people the right to protect their flag." The CFA, comprised of about 140 organizations that, according to their web site, boasts a collective membership of about 20 million people, has kept a close count on total public flag desecrations in our country in the last 12 years.
So we took a look at
the numbers and discovered that Senator Hatch must be a very bored, out-of-touch man to make
this the key issue for his legislative year.
Based on numbers from the CFA, which Hatch described on the Senate floor as "true citizen activists" who "have devoted their time and energy fighting for the right to protect these values" -- and who one would expect to have
large numbers to support their case -- there may be more UFO sightings in America than burning flags spotted these days.
The number of flags the CFA says were desecrated in the United States in the first six months of 2006:
Four.
Which makes it on pace to match the average number of flag-desecration incidents per year from 2000 through 2005 --
eight.
You do indeed read those numbers right. In a country with 300 million people, with an infinite number of political agendas, we have an average of
eight acts of flag vandalism per year. The CFA must have almost fallen asleep in 2000, when only two flags were burned -- in the
entire United States of America.
Here's a number that should put the ridiculous emphasis by Republicans on the "problem" of American flag desecrations in context: You are at least eight times more likely to be killed by a direct lightning strike in the U.S. than to see an American flag burned.
According to the National Weather Service's
Lightning Safety web page, an average of 66 people are killed each year by lightning in the United States, with 32 such deaths in 2004.
And here's some examples of the heinous acts the CFA and Hatch watch for:
- September 16, 1995, Moore, OK: A Moore teen-ager was arrested for raising his car hood at a convenience store, retrieving a full-size U. S. Flag from inside the vehicle, and using the flag to wipe oil from his car's dipstick. He will not be prosecuted.
- April 22, 1996, Dacono, CO: A twenty-foot by thirty-foot flag belonging to the city of Dacono was stolen in broad daylight from the town's 160-foot water tower. The flag is the largest municipal flag in Colorado.
- June 2, 2006, West Haven, CT: What should have been a peaceful stroll along the shorefront bike path turned into an ugly scene late Wednesday as an allegedly drunken man desecrated the U.S. flag, hurled a racial slur at a witness and then chugged a beer in front of police, authorities said Thursday.
None of the GOP emphasis on this trivia surprises Delaware Democrat Thomas Carper.
"To suggest that the United States is somehow facing a rash of this conduct just isn't true," said Carper in the Senate on Tuesday. "In fact, it rarely, if ever, happens. I think that begs the question: Do we really need to amend the Constitution in an effort to eliminate a form of protest that almost never happens in America today?"
Given that there were almost as many named hurricanes
striking the U.S. as there were documented flag desecrations in 2005, maybe Senator Hatch would do more good by turning his attention to the mess at the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) than dividing America with this election-year nonsense.
But then, I guess that would seem too much like real work.
You can reach Bob Geiger at geiger.bob@gmail.com and read more from him at Democrats.com.