Got this email this morning... great way to start the week

But is it really true?


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Subject: 9 months after 7/8/47]]

Could be coincidence but then again ...

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
unidentified flying object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep
and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known
incident that many say has long been covered up by the U. S. Air Force
and the rest of the U. S. government.

However, what you many NOT have realized is that in the month of March
1948, nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney,
Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleeza Rice and Dan
Quayle were all born. Seriously!

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of
information may clear up a lot of things. But where was the SPCA when
we needed them?
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Dick Cheney, George Bush, Rumsfeld, etc. were not all born in the same month of the same year.

On edit: Just for example, Cheney was born Jan. 30, 1941, and Bush was born July 6, 1946.

from a conservative colleague of mine several months ago and immediately saw the flaws in the dates as well as the general thought process throughout. Basically, a bunch of BS.

Bill Clinton, Dan Rather, Ted Kennedy, Michael Moore, etc all born in the same month because aliens fucked sheep. :puke:

It's stupid no matter what names fill in the blanks.

Could it be????:spray: :rofl: :kick:

Ebonic Weather


Well, it appears Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton have found yet something

else to be pissed about. Maxine Waters, a black congresswoman reportedly

complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names.



She would prefer some names that reflect African-American culture, such as

Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. She would also like the

weather reports to be broadcast in language that street people can

understand because one of the problems in New Orleans is that regular folks

couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation due to the racially

biased language of the weather report.



I can hear it now: A Houston weatherman says:

"Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy

on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So grab yo'

chirren, yo'Ho, be leavin yo crib, and head fo' da nearest guv'ment office

fo yo FREE shit!"

"Where was PETA when we needed them"?