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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 06:22 PM
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McCain to join Church of the Blind Chihuahua
Edited on Sun Sep-16-07 06:32 PM by Old Crusoe
McCain, evidently a lifelong Episcopalian, recently announced that he was actually a Baptist, leaving him wide open to charges of overt pandering to religious groups the comprise a great deal of the Republican primary base.

Tonight I'm pleased to report that he's now abandoned the Baptists as well, in favor of the Church of the Blind Chihuahua.

http://www.dogchurch.org/index.shtml
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 06:36 PM
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1. Another Sudden Baptist? n/t
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MGKrebs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 06:53 PM
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2. Next thing you know, he'll be bowing to spaghetti.
Arrrghh.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 07:00 PM
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3. LOL!
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karynnj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 08:35 PM
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4. Well if he prayed to the blind Chihuahua this morning before his debate
with Senator Kerry, it didn't help. The better man won hands down.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 09:06 PM
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7. That darn John Kerry. Every damn time he opens his mouth it's something
sound, thoughtful, seasoned, long-reaching, and workable.

Jesus! These northeastern liberals!

____

Hey there. Nice to see ya 'round these parts this evening.
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Progressive Friend Donating Member (362 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 09:04 PM
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5. A last gasp for the McCain campaign...
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 09:08 PM
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8. When you've tried everything else, the blind chihuahua is the go-to guy.
McCain's last chance!

I think a scrawny little dog with sunglasses probably SHOULD be running McCain's campaign. It would do a far better job than whoever IS running it now.
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 09:04 PM
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6. No, no, No! I have it on good authority
that he has joined the Dominion of the Belching Cows.
Last Tuesday.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 09:09 PM
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9. I was WONDERING where he'd gotten off to last Tuesday. So that's it.
You never know when he's going to take one of those strolls through Baghdad -- with 7 or 8 infantry divisions and a phalanx of armed vehicles...
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 09:32 PM
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10. Yep...if I were "doing" Baghdad in September
I think I'd join all the churches that would have me too.
He's a shrewd one, that John McCain.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 09:37 PM
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11. LOL! Tremendous line! wlucinda, you are rockin' tonight.
Edited on Sun Sep-16-07 09:37 PM by Old Crusoe
Thank you for that one. A keeper.
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 10:09 PM
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12.  < elvis >Thanky You! Thank you very much! < / elvis >
Edited on Sun Sep-16-07 10:14 PM by wlucinda
My Dr Pepper runneth over....AND...I'm listening to Bob Marley and Benny Goodman.
My own version of divine inspiration. :)
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 10:20 PM
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13. Whoa. Some very serious music's being played at your place this evening.
I like your politics and I like your music.

Have you ever heard Goodman whip through the Mozart Clarinet Concerto in A?

He definitely gets it done.
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 01:30 AM
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15. No!
But i'll put it on my "must find" list. Thanks for mentioning it.

I'm in a Sing, Sing, Sing phase right now. I swear its impossible to feel bad or be in a bad mood with it playing. I've switched the queue around a few times tonight. But Goodman stays put! :)
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 09:07 AM
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17. Good strategy. You can't miss with Mr. Goodman and his friends.
Let me know what you think of that concerto if you can get your hands on a copy.
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 07:48 AM
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16. Can an anointing from a blind sheik be far behind?
Well - since he's covering his bases....
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-16-07 11:57 PM
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14. McOleman is toast....never had a good Idea and is still lacking...
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Totally Committed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-17-07 09:45 AM
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18. The truth about McCain and the Church of the Blind Chihuahua:


We can't be right about everything
we believe. Thank God, we don't have to be!....

There is more to Religion
than pleasing your IMAGINARY FRIEND.




My name is John McCain,
and I endorse this message!



:rofl:


TC
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