How to talk up Rudy Guiliani to GOPers

Top 10 things liberals like about Guiliani

10) He employs criminals and has a pedophile on staff
9) He won't let his religion or yours interfere with policy making
8) He has expensive tastes unlike McCain who gets hotel rooms under $100, Rudy gets his hotel rooms over $500.
7) He finally got guns off the city streets. In fact, he authorized the NYC police to search anyone who appeared to be carrying
6) Like folks from the holler, he married his cousin so his other cousins are his brothers and sisters in law
5) He acts so French, he tried to move his mistress into his house with his wife and children
4) He's never met a principle which he hasn't surrounded with gray area and lawyer weasel words
3) He was too busy to read the 9/11 report or the Iraq report like Bush he'll rely on his instincts instead of facts
2) Like Bush, he knows that he's a decider. He decided to ignore the terrorism experts advice about where to locate the emergency command center. He decided to have the NYC emergency control center walking distance from his house (he might have needed another love nest after his wife didn't allow his mistress into their home)
1) His third wife already owns a tiara so we'll save money when he declares himself king. His wife has already lied about her previous marriages so we don't expect to be lectured about family values from either one of them.

;)
This is under the category of damning with faint praise

:evilgrin:

I needed another strong point
I'm editing the list

While he was Mayor, he had the police stop and search anyone who "appeared" to carrying a concealed handgun.

The Freepers will love to hear that one

if this works out..... I'll try to do one on Fred.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

and replaced one of the weaker items in my list

DSB

Wayne Barrett, a reporter for New York's Village Voice and author of Grand Illusion: The Untold Story of Rudy Giuliani and 9/11, has now obtained leaked memos :7 describing Giuliani's testimony before the 9/11 Commission which directly contradict that claim.
See BLOCKBUSTER "VILLAGE VOICE" ARTICLE }( DEBUNKING OF Ghouliani's self-aggrandizing 9/11 MYTHS on the campaign trail:
http://www.villagevoice.com/news/0743,barrett,78158,6.html

OR Blogger's incorporation of Keith Olbermann MSNBC :evilgrin::
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Giulians_secret_testimony_to_911_commission_1026.html