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That is, It's OK If You're A Republican. Now, if you're a Democrat running for high office, you're calculating and manipulative because you're trying to get people to vote for you. A Republican just has all these people voting for him because they'd like to have a beer with him.
If a Democrat bungles the name of the FEMA official he visited a disaster relief site on his third trip there, he's a serial exaggerator who can't speak the truth. A Republican who tries to steal the mantel of real heroes, like the workers at Ground Zero, is a swell fellow whom everyone loves.
A Democrat who makes his or her marriage work despite some rough spots is a cold fish, a political machine who does everything with one eye on the polls. A Republican who runs through three or four wives and an equal number of mistresses is a strong leader that America pines for.
Does it all make sense now? :crazy:
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