What if we all hold a "Kiss the Cardboard Cutout of Hillary for $50 a Kiss" picnic this summer?

But only if Senator Clinton happens to win the Primary, of course.

Just imagine all the money we could make for our Party. If each one of us held a picnic with a "Kiss the Cardboard Cutout of Hillary for $50 a Kiss!" theme, we could rake in tons of cash. For only an initial investment of $30 bucks, you can buy a beautiful cardboard cut-out of Hillary, hold the picnic at a nearby lake and make hundreds, maybe even thousands of dollars for a good cause. Charge $50 per kiss, $30 for a hug, or $10 just to stand next to her to pose for a picture. Half price for children. You could even have concessions so all the people standing in line wouldn't get too hungry while they waited. Do you think it would be a good idea to have beer available, or is that too risky?

I know how much you're all gonna be excited to get started, so here's a link in case you want to order your cardboard cut-out early. On the bottom of the same page, there is also a life-sized cardboard cutout of George Bush available, which you could probably use to make a few extra bucks by holding a "Flip off the Cardboard Cutout of George Bush for $50 a Gesture" barbecue:
http://www.incrediblegifts.com/sehicllisica.html

I met Hillary in person and if she's over 5'4" without high heels on, I'd be surprised!

I thought she was in the 5'2" range, no?

I was considered med/tall in school.

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I'm not sure why, though. It's just strikes me as funny

I'm between 5'4"- 5'5" all legs, though..

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ArgghhhHHH, that song is stuck with me forever now all because of you again. :mad:

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$50 (w/o a toke) nothing but the real sweet lips would have to do. I mean, a kissin' booth with a cardboard cutout? Democratic women are not 'stepford-like' now are they?

NoFederales

I like your style! :toast:

Sittin' downtown in a railway station....!

One more rendition of that song and I'm gonna have to listen to Mama Let Him Play by Jerry Doucette again just to get the One Toke out of my mind's ears for a while, but then I'll have Mama Let Him Play stuck in there for a week although at least I like that song better. :evilgrin:

waitin for the train to DC mtnsnake one toke over the line...
standin down town at the railway station one toke over the line....
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even if its the loneliest number. Now I have YES stuck in my mind but that's better than One Toke Voer the Line :)

We are old my friend.

Three Dog Night it was, not YES! Regardless, One is the Loneliest Number is now stuck in my head for the rest of the night, no doubt...and yes, I guess we're getting up there for sure, my friend. Good times...

Have I told you yet today what a sick person you are?


Just to get your blood goin'.

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I think late last night was the last time, but thanks for reminding me again!

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No matter what any body else says, you're ok with me! Good to see ya again you ol' snake!

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You have got to be kidding...

Even in jest.

That's why I included the George Bush option at the end of my post, just in case you're interested!

That was just to cover your tush as you admitted.