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KennedyGuy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:23 PM
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Uh-Oh..God is talking to Pat Robertson again...
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/01/03/pat-robertson-god-told-me-who-will-win-08-election/

"On Wednesday, Robertson, 77, implied that God informed him who will be elected president in November.

“He told me some things about the election, but I’m not going to say, because some old man on “60 Minutes” would make fun of me, so I’m not going to tell you who the winner’s going to be,” Robertson said, in apparent reference to CBS humorist Andy Rooney, who turns 89 on Jan. 14"
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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:24 PM
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1. Yeah..."prophets" hate it when their prophecies prove incorrect...
:rofl:
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:24 PM
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2. Next time Gawd should call collect.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:25 PM
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3. Robertson endorsed Giuliani. Did God tell him to do that, too?
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Perky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:27 PM
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7. Exceptional point
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The Traveler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:26 PM
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4. I suspect in Robertson's case that God
speaks from the bottom of a tall glass of George Dickle. :evilgrin:
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Ikonoklast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:26 PM
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5. "And, lo, The Lord spake unto me, and said...."
"Marion, thou art a twerp of the first magnitude."
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:26 PM
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6. no, She isn't!! She wouldn't talk to that idiot. must be the devil!!
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:28 PM
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8. Nice one, Pat.
If he never says what "God told him", then he can never be proven wrong. After the "Pacific Northwest tsunami" which didn't happen in 2006, and the "disaster of Biblical proportions that would kill millions" which didn't happen in 2007, Pat's starting to lose what little credibility he has left, even with his own flock.
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:31 PM
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9. yeah, but robertson never listens.
god keeps telling him to love his neighbor more than himself. Instead robertson keeps poking his fingers in his ears going "lalalalalalalalalalal"
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:42 PM
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10. He's delusional...
God told me that he hasn't spoken to Pat Robertson in years.
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shaniqua6392 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 05:50 PM
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11. Well the God that I know would never be involved in an election.
If He were so inclined to be involved in matters such as this, I am sure He would have made sure Georgie Boy met with a horrific accident back in 2000 for stealing the election.
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 06:01 PM
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12. His God being Rove (or at least Rove's replacement)
The election has already been decided by the ruling Corporate Party, and those on the inside track are starting to get advanced notice.

Can we call it treason yet?
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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 06:02 PM
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13. Pat Robertson is in need of a holy high colonic
You'd think with all the CRAP he sells on his shows he'd find something to help his followers *get regular* - himself included.
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Hersheygirl Donating Member (353 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 06:09 PM
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14. I liked the part where he said China will become
a Christian nation. Has anybody told the Chinese yet?
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Az_lefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 06:14 PM
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15. he predicted Clinton wouldn't be re-elected also...
hasn't been right yet.
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TheWraith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 06:15 PM
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16. For a guy who has a hotline to the creator of the universe, Pat is awfully afraid of Andy Rooney. NT
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 07:08 PM
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19. Yeah. Why not just ask God to make sure Andy doesn't tease him for his revelation?
Since their buds I'm sure God would be happy to do it and it wouldn't even be hard!
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 06:24 PM
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17. Our Lord's Mother has a lot of pull and influence. She wouldn't
give Robertson the time of day...
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 06:26 PM
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18. when Pat finally dies he better hope that God isn't the vengeful one he's always referring to.
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