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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 09:13 PM
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Where the hell is Agent Franzia?
GD:P could use her scintillating political commentary tonight.

Oh well, I guess Food Lion had a sale on Barefoot, again.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 02:55 PM
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1. Well hell she has to load the boxes into the minivan as well you know
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 03:18 PM
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2. You mean, her minivan with a Jesus fish
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 04:07 PM
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3. I heard she cashed in the Jesus fish for a air rifle to shoot pelets at poor people
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 04:26 PM
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4. There's nothing she hates more than homeless people
She told me this over lunch at an Italian chain restaurant.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 04:30 PM
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5. Did she order the cornflake breaded fried chicken while breastfeeding a pittbull?
Edited on Fri Jan-04-08 04:30 PM by sasquatch
:D
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 04:31 PM
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6. Actually, she ordered lobster ravioli -- which just shows how much she hates the homeless
Homeless people can't afford lobster.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:00 PM
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8. But she does give them the final drips of her boxed wine
She's not all bad, you know. They just have to wash her car windows and lick her feet beforehand.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:12 PM
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9. I hate you.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:13 PM
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11. Yep -- that Midlo giving dredge wine to poor alcoholics
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 06:46 PM
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7. Out celebrating Applebee's win in Iowa.
No more Cracker Barrel Wednesdays for her.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:14 PM
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12. She's moving up!
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:13 PM
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10. Listening to Hair Nation in her minivan.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:18 PM
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15. So sad
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:14 PM
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13. Okay, somebody help this poor clueless m.f.er out
Who the hell is Agent Franzia?
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:17 PM
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14. Midlodemocrat -- although, she now claims she prefers Barefoot over boxed wine
Barefoot is cheaper than many boxed wines, though.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:21 PM
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16. ah, gotcha
and for a cheap drunk, you can't beat Night Train
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:21 PM
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17. Funny story that goes with that...
See, she was only buying the boxed wine because she could remove the bladder from the box and put it in a backpack, run the tube out and over her shoulder for all day sipping.

I introduced her to the Camelback hydration system (a must have for us mountainbikers). I explained that she could simply pour the bottle into the Camelback's bladder for 24/7 imbibing. Plus, she'd look as she described, "sporty" whatever the hell that means.
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:29 PM
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18. She went over to the dark side
Coopted by Agent MD 20/20
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:32 PM
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19. Agent MD 20/20 is a major douchebag
And Agent Popov is just a dirty commie.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 07:42 PM
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20. We should all search for her: RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:10 PM
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21. Right after I call my Congressman
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