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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:40 PM
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Chuck Norris? Are you shitting me?
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 10:40 PM by Strawman
(Huckabee speech now)

:rofl:
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:40 PM
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1. He needs to uses the lower teeth bleach setting
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 10:41 PM by 48percenter
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:43 PM
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8. Who cut off the party in the back of his haircut?
When did that happen?
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:47 PM
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12. Uh-oh, he stopped smiling. Now you've made him mad.
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 10:56 PM by Gidney N Cloyd
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Roland99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:41 PM
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2. Does he have dentures? Those teeth are unnaturally white.
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Oceansaway Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:41 PM
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3. shazammmmmmmmmm....n/t
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Vilis Veritas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:41 PM
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4. He must be vying for a cabinet position...
Minister of Death and badly executed Martial Arts....
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A-Schwarzenegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:48 PM
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13. Secretary of Lousy Movies.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:41 PM
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5. behind chuck norris' beard isn't a chin
it's a bucket of white paint.
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billybob537 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:41 PM
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6. Oh God!
ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT ASSHOLE FOR SIX MONTHS NOW? I'LL KILL MY SELF
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cloud75 Donating Member (737 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:42 PM
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7. where's he been he's the first on the bandwagon. n/t
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rodeodance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:45 PM
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9. chuckie has latched onto hucky the last few months. rather sickening to see it.
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jefferson_dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:45 PM
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10. Did you hear that Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer?
Edited on Thu Jan-03-08 10:46 PM by jefferson_dem
Too bad he's never cried...

Chuck Norris jokes rock even if he supports Huckster the Fundie Boy.
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gort Donating Member (567 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:55 PM
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14. Did you know that Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups....
he's actually pushing the world down?
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Hieronymus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 10:47 PM
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11. Bush once said that Norris was his favorite actor. Who knew he was
an actor?
That face has been stretched so tight... he's nearly 68yo.
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:07 PM
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15. Rock on, dude
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-03-08 11:08 PM
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16. His guitar matches his sweater.
:wtf:
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