If you'll only look around, you'll see
what must be changedBut over there in Barrytown, they see things kinda strange
Please know you're not my enemy
Just wish he'd
speak reality And though you'd like some company
I'm standing by myself
(If he's the nominee, I'll help)
Although I'm from the prairie, I don't live in Barrytown
Don't believe I'm taken in by stories I have heard
I just read
Correntewire and swear by every word
And don't think I'm for
HillaryOr draining a distillery
But I have had my fill, you see
Of looking 'cross the aisle
At that date-rapist's smile
I hate to be contrary, but I'm not in Barrytown
It's fine that he decided one day that
he loved The WordI just wish he'd stop ragging on
the unherdHe's brimming with charisma, he don't wear no shoulder chip
Says he'll be the captain of the
Bipartisan ship
Forgive me if I make a shout
And harsh the mellow with some doubt
You say I should just be devout
"It's how the game is played
Just drink that cool, Kool-Aid"
I hauled in with John Kerry, is my
next stop Barrytown?
With apologies to
Steely Dan.