The wrong answers to give to the question... "What is your biggest weakness?"

1. "Kryptonite."

2. "Christians just bother the shit out of me."

3. "I have particularly sensitive testicles. One swift kick and I'm doubled over for at least an hour."

4. "I'm too darn compassionate about helping the poor. Honestly, I can't stop myself. It's like a narcotic with me."

5. "My staff will tell you that I loose everything. I remember that covert intelligence report I carried with me on that trade mission the Shanghai. Geeze, we never did find that sucker...!"

6. "I'm profoundly neurotic."

7. "My patriotism is physically uncontrollable. Sometimes when I'm saying the Pledge to the flag I begin ejaculating."

8. "I'm too darn eager to get started bringing real, yet experienced, change to the White House just like we did 16 years ago. Also I've killed like 11 homeless people for the sheer thrill of it."

9. "I just can't quit staring at photographs of Punky Brewster."