All U.S. Citizens To Be Issued The Economic Stimulus Money In A Government Gift Card.........

*Co realized if they had done this with their first government rebate check that it would be a very quick way for them to get the money to the people. It was determined that this was the easiest way to make sure the economy is continually stimulated and *Co can keep the illusion that everything is AOK with the U.S. economy. Once the U.S. Government gift card is issued - the person can draw down on whatever sum of money is determined to be put on the card - based on one's economic status.

The card also doubles as a universal ID card with a GPS locater chip that to be used as proof of citizenship and people tracking device. This also guarantees that the person keeps it and doesn't throw it away when the money is zeroed out.

Then the next time *Co determines that it needs to give people money to pay their bills so that the credit card companies, oil companies and utility companies continue to rake us over the coals - one just goes to their local bank which is patched into the Treasury Building in Washington D.C. and the next injection of money is added to the card immediately.

President George W Bush said of the plan - "Hey - gift cards worked for Christmas holidays - why shouldn't it work for us."

He also commented that they "we're working on a plan to allow people to add value to their card over the internets - but that not everyone has a computer yet" - "hell" he said - "a lot of them don't even have homes to keep their computers and some don't even have food."

So no more waiting for Congress to vote for an economic stimulus package. No more waiting for checks from the government. Just instant money at anytime - and they'll be able to keep track of us to boot - given the ID nature of the card.

That way the bushes will know just what the price of your vote really costs.