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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:05 AM
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Why I could NEVER vote for Satan...
...Satan bad. Satan do bad things. Me no like Satan. If Satan nominuminated me not vote.



..............................Satan BAD!!!
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:08 AM
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1. Satan ... Zod ... Xenu ... HILLARY!
TEH HORR0R!

--p!
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:10 AM
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2. But what if you HAD to choose between Satan and Hitler?
:silly:
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 03:16 PM
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17. Is that a trick question?
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The Magistrate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 03:34 PM
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19. Mr. Churchill Answered That, Sir....
"If Hitler should invade Hell, I would find occasion to say some good word for the Prince of Darkness in the Commons."
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 02:30 AM
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20. Indeed he did -- thank you for the reminder, Magistrate...
...Churchill was quite something with words.
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 02:34 AM
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22. You don't have to. They're running together.
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 02:47 AM
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27. That one makes me laugh. nt.
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emanymton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:10 AM
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3. Wait Until Satan's PR Machine Tells You How Much Worse His ...
.
opponent is. Remember god is getting only good press. Rove and Swift Boat Inc. are only getting started.
.
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:15 AM
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4. Well...I guess a fella can always change his mind...
...Say, do you suppose Satan might consider putting a big giant military base in my county? We could use some jobs.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:22 AM
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5. Suppose he picked Obama as VP?
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:26 AM
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6. You know, I was expecting this one...
...but I never would've guessed it would come from you, Rug -- I've got to tell you I'm just a little disappointed.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:32 AM
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9. It works just as well with Clinton.
Truth be told, most of the conciliatory posts here propose Obama as VP, not Clinton.

Sorry to disappoint.
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:39 AM
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11. Agreed. And THAT'S the kind of fair and balanced commentary...
...I've come to expect from you -- good man.
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Yanez Houston Jordan Donating Member (317 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:27 AM
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7. Well, I wouldn't vote for Satan in the PRIMARY. I'd still need to know that Dick Cheney wasn't his
Edited on Sun Jan-27-08 08:40 AM by Yanez Houston Jordan
opponent in the general election before I could rule out voting for Satan.
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:40 AM
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12. You got a point there. nt.
Edited on Sun Jan-27-08 08:41 AM by Mr_Jefferson_24
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:28 AM
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8. But Satan is such a strong candidate!
He's a persuasive speaker and has tons of money. He's got the fire in his belly and it's real fire, too. He may be the only candidate we can be assured will win the White House because, after all, we think it's going to be so unbelievably fricken' hard to defeat the Republican candidate this year.
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:33 AM
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10. Yeah, but he smells like sulpher -- did you think of that?
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nuxvomica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:41 AM
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13. We've got to look past some things
Besides, voters traditionally hold their noses during presidential elections anyway. I'm thinking you just don't want to win that bad.
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:44 AM
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14. My high school track coach used to tell me...
Edited on Sun Jan-27-08 08:45 AM by Mr_Jefferson_24
...the same thing -- he was right.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:45 AM
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15. He's my man, if he's a Democrat!
Edited on Sun Jan-27-08 08:45 AM by WinkyDink
Because he'd still be better than any Republican!
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 08:51 AM
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16. Now you see here, WinkyDink...
...We need a President that won't knock the Earth off its axis putting it into a death spiral trajectory toward the sun, just for his own amusement.

Say NO to Satan.
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 02:33 AM
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21. Well, there's THAT.....
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 02:37 AM
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23. Technically, he's a DEMONcrat.
But that's close, right? :evilgrin:
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 02:45 AM
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26. Don't make me lock this thread, mister.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 03:17 PM
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18. But Satan is stong on GLBT rights.
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 02:39 AM
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24. Wow. Satan is stronger than Obama?
I wouldn't let that get out if I were you guys.
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avaistheone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 03:52 AM
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29. How is that possible?
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Kucinich4America Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 02:40 AM
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25. He's pro gay marriage

...since he has one himself.
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 03:50 AM
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28. You can't prove that. nt.
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 04:16 AM
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30. I'd vote for Satan.
He seems to be a lot more fun than the Jesus the nutcases currently in power talk about.
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Mr_Jefferson_24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 05:32 AM
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31. So in other words...
...you favor efficient and methodical over the stunningly inept implementation of pure evil.

There may be something to that.
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