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When the Republicans take the reigns, like they did in 2000, they fire EVERYONE, and I mean everyone who doesn't have an elephant saying "insert here" tatooed on his ass. You can't get a job licking toilets in the basement of the Ford Building if you're not a Republican, and that ain't no lie. It's been that way since Nixon, I'm told.
Over the decades, they have built up a partisan bloc within the executive branch which is the scourge of Democratic regimes--Carter might as well have been locked in a cage with baboons for all the shit that got flung at him from within his own administration; most of us remember how Clinton fared it.
When someone they don't like is in charge, it's a giant sieve of damaging and inopportunely released information. When someone they do like is in there, they create one of the most dangerously secretive societies outside of a college fraternity. Want to look up how a regulatory decsision was made? The .pdf will be on the website in five years or so. Try to slap a FOIA request on them? It takes two years to "process." Want to sit in on public deliberations? Hope you brought your secret decoder ring, otherwise you can sit in the hall. No Democrats, black people, sodomites or R-rated movie fans need apply, 'cause they've got your name and they know who you are.
When they want to drink, they cordon off the bar so nobody can hear the small talk. When one of their buddies comes to town, they cordon off the Mayflower and make Ted Koppel walk a block and a half to the side entrance of the ABC offices. You don't have to be qualified, you just have to know the secret handshake. They put a damned barbeque salesman in charge of Indian Affairs. He's sending his underlings to $700 a day motivational speaker sessions while American Indian kids wonder if the damned bus is going to be fixed in time for school that day.
They are the grease for the gears of largest criminal machine I've yet seen in my depressingly short lifetime.
And what did they get for their fine, opaque, undemocratic efforts? The punk in charge A-76ed their asses straight out onto the pavement with all the rest of the lunatics who no longer have health insurance, though most of them haven't been invited to leave, yet. And they don't give a shit, because Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh are still teaching them their brownshirt fight songs while they sit glommed up in traffic on Route 66, nervously watching the planes fly overhead.
Get them the fuck out of this town. Every last goddamned one of them. And bring the tar and feathers, and rails. Because if you don't, the next time around they'll be back with chains and ropes.
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