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I don't know if I can post the comic. (I can scan it, but I don't know if it'll upload.) The dialogue says it all.
For those of you unfamiliar with it, Get Fuzzy is a daily comic strip featuring a slacker cartoonist, his selfish, wise-cracking, self-promoting cat Bucky and his dumb, lovable, ravenous dog, Satchel. This week Bucky's been playing Republican and Satchel Democrat.
Monday's strip: 1. Bucky: Ah, I love the smell of neo-con in the morning. Satchel: What's up with you? 2. Bucky: There's another one of your Democrat cage matches you call a primary tomorrow. 3. Bucky: Or as you losers ought be called... Demolition-crats Satchel: OK, then. You know what you are? 4. Satchel: A Republ-labelpin-ican. Bucky: yes..Yes...YES!!
Today: 1. Satchel: Reading your little Republican magazine, huh? Ha Ha! Bucky: Hey, I'm understanding my Democrat enemies. You don't know anything about us. 2. Bucky: Take stem cell research. Do you even know why we Republicans oppose that? Satchel: Well, I assume it's some moral... 3. Bucky: I'll tell ya why: Because we're afraid that if it were legal all you Democrats would be trying to grow little spines in lab dishes. Satchel: Oh, well, now that... Wow. I'm really going to have to register my disapproval with that remark.
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