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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:26 PM
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STOP. Read this now. Trust me.
http://howinsaneisjohnmccain.blogspot.com/

Do it.

Here's the first story on that page:

http://howinsaneisjohnmccain.blogspot.com/2008/04/barack-obama-realizes-running-for.html

Barack Obama Realizes Running For President Completely Sucks

WASHINGTON - After a long primary campaign in which he has been forced to answer questions about his unstable former pastor, flag lapel pins, and assorted crazy people he once met a long time ago, all while consuming a bewildering array of fatty food products in crappy diners across America, Barack Obama announced on Monday that running for president completely sucks. "This blows. I'm sick and tired of running for president," he said. "Now watch Fox News quote me saying 'that blows' and try and convince people I snort cocaine."

Campaign officials admit that the beleaguered Obama has been questioning why in the hell anyone would even want to be president. "Oh sure," campaign manager David Plouffe admitted. "Just the other day he told me that no sane person would ever want to be president. Then I reminded him that he's running against two people who actually are insane. That got him through the day."

Political analysts are mixed about how Obama's sudden realization about the sheer suckitude of running for president will affect the race. "Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright," Bill O'Reilly told reporters, "Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright, Weather Underground, Jeremiah Wright."

Obama confirmed that there were times he wondered if this whole president thing could possibly be worth it. "That situation room in the White House had better be seriously James Bond. I'm talking exploding pens and cars with missile launchers. Otherwise I might as well have just stayed at home and gotten some sleep this past year."

...more...

:hi: Bye. See you tomorrow. You'll be reading this shit all night and L-ing your A O.

You're welcome. ;)
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:30 PM
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1. McCain v Mr. PotatoHead
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quakerboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:44 PM
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11. um... some help here
you need to specify.
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polmaven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:51 PM
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12. Um, yeah...
which is which? :shrug:
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:32 PM
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2. You're right - great site. Thanks! nt
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:33 PM
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3. Link of the day
I needed a laugh.
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Kokonoe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:34 PM
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4. Thank You nt
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:34 PM
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5. Thanks!
:rofl:
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rwheeler31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:34 PM
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6. Thank you.
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:35 PM
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7. I met Tim Russert tonight.
I wish I could say more, or blog about it, but I need my job.

PM me though. :-)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:38 PM
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8. Done.
Ew.

Sorry.

;)
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:56 PM
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13. Enjoy, darlin'
;-)
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 03:46 AM
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18. Oh Christ!
I can smell his breath through the TV screen.. Nasty..

Did he bring a bridge to sit under? Of all the "people" I've seen in the Media, strike that, on TV period, HE is the one that most closely resembles my childhood image of an actual TROLL..

I just told me wife the other day that I'd always wanted to meet him because I want to see in person how BIG that crankin' Nose of his really IS..

Tell me, does the same person that does his makeup also file his Teeth, or would that be a Union thing where they have to bring in a machinist?

I know, you can't answer, I'm just imagining what you Might say, and thats nearly as much fun :)
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jkshaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:41 PM
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9. Thanks WilliamPitt
Read it aloud to everyone here and we all had a good laugh -- especially at the line about O running against two people who really ARE insane!
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TragedyandHope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:44 PM
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10. So painful, it's funny
:rofl:
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Turn CO Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 10:25 PM
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14. Saved as one of my new MUST-READ blogs! Thanks.
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VolcanoJen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 11:01 PM
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15. Kickin'
:dem:
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chill_wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 03:33 AM
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16. Ahhh thanks. Very therapeutic.
K&R.
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GetTheRightVote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 03:38 AM
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17. I also love the way it ends, thank you for the posting.
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dbmk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 03:56 AM
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19. lol
"You've got it all wrong," said Clinton advisor Terry McAuliffe. "2008 doesn't count."
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 08:58 AM
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20. .
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 10:43 AM
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21. .
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Indenturedebtor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 10:52 AM
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22. LOL
Thanks for sharing!
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