Every time you use the sarcasm, I cannot vote for Obama. Or Hillary.

Every time you fail to use the sarcasm tag, you are hurting America. Every time you say something snarky or Limballish about Hillary, I cannot vote for you. You divide the country. And our party. And you hate lattes. Every time you hate America, God kills a kitten. With oxycontin. So, basically, if I fail to vote, it's your fault. If I do vote, I will probably vote for McCain, because that other candidate has the wrong healthcare plan and is basicallly a Republican, which is why Republicans are voting in our races. Your pit bull doesn't have a right to carry a gun, because pit bulls are homophobic. Hillary is hurting Obama because white people don't like Oprah any more. William Ayers breast feeds James Carville at the Olive Garden. This is why Clinton won't release her tax returns: because Michelle isn't ashamed of Opera for the first time in her life, because she's rich, and elite, and secretly Vince Foster. Leave Olive Garden alone!

I hate you.

with an OED. It's the DU equivalent of nudging someone with your elbow and saying, "Eh? Eh? Pretty funny, eh?"

:loveya:

Or just me standing too close in the elevator?

...God kills a kitten.

Please, be nice for the kittens.

And because Rush is fooling him. Damn that Rush!

:sarcasm:

That's my pony! I was promised! :D

:hi:

You got me the other day with that, remember... Damn people are just so mean, I don't know if it is sarcasm or just plain meanness... I love that little tag, wish it was used more...

Now you're compelled, Your Red-Madge.

HATE IS LOVE.

Which, now that I think about it, would explain that kitten thing...

...so I really hate him

Yet, somehow.... ew.

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:spray:

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This one deserves to be at the TOP of the GREATEST PAGE!!!!

:rofl:

We should look down on those who use it.

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You're too funny for this forum. ;)