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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:26 PM
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Only two things will survive World War III: Cockroaches and Hillary Clinton's Campaign
Edited on Thu May-08-08 11:31 PM by IanDB1
That line just came to me today, and I just wanted to post it somewhere before I forgot it.

From the ashes of our ruined cities will climb hordes of political consultants desperately scrambling to find surviving superdelegates.

Eventually, millenia from now, The Clinton Campaign will still be trying to convince their Insectoid overlords to vote for Hillary.

And as The Sun consumes the last of its Hydrogen, billions of years from now, The Clinton Campaign will spread among the stars hoping to find even one remaining superdelegate out there, somewhere.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:27 PM
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1. you forgot Cher


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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:28 PM
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2. Cher would be eaten by Ann Coulter. n/t
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Gore1FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:37 PM
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7. Coulter-- the ultimate cockroach
she must have an exoskeleton, otherwise she wouldn't have room for internal organs.
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 02:23 AM
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15. No, the original phrase was "cockroaches and Keith Richards"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM2PhZMelME
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K Gardner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:28 PM
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3. I AM LEGEND... I AM HILLARY.. I WILL SURVIVE.
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Aloha Spirit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:34 PM
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4. Hillary on *sitting* PM of New Zealand, Helen Clark
You have any good jokes?

HRC: Here's a good one. Helen Clark, *former* prime minister of New Zealand--her opponents have observed that in the event of a nuclear war, the two things that will emerge from the rubble are the cockroaches and Helen Clark.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/132888/output/print

Embarrassing.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/24/clinton-new-zealand-joke_n_98449.html
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:42 PM
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8. That's what I thought of when I read
the OP..this is hilary's payback for the botched joke.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 09:08 AM
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18. But notice I made this about the Clinton CAMPAIGN and NOT personally about Hillary Clinton.
I have more respect for Hillary than I do for her campaign.

If Hillary were to somehow become our Democratic nominee for the Presidency, I would vote for her, but I wouldn't hire her campaign staff to clean my gutters.
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meow mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:36 PM
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5. yup....
Edited on Thu May-08-08 11:36 PM by meow mix
if planet earth was completely vaporized into dust, hillarys campaign would drift for eons awaiting a new world to infect.
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davidinalameda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 12:02 AM
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10. I see an episode of Dr. Who in the making
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 06:22 AM
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16. That's a great idea!
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chascarrillo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:37 PM
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6. I owe you a beer.
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emilyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-08-08 11:59 PM
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9. And you.
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PatGund Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 01:08 AM
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11. Who does she have doing her PR?
I suspect there are three things that would survive a nuclear war:

1) Cockroaches
2) Twinkies
3) Hillary Clinton's Campaign

Seriously, the stuff coming out of her campaign sounds like she has Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf doing her PR work.
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question everything Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 01:15 AM
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12. And you guys want to talk about reconcilliation?
Haven't you have enough?

Sure, go ahead, continue to trash Hillary (and Bill) if it makes you happy. Better than beating your wife (if you are married) or kicking the dog.

So go ahead and continue with you nasty comments, and watch how many Hillary supporters stay home and McCain sails to the White House.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 01:23 AM
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14. um.. she's still at it..race-baiting and threatening.. once she drops out, things will change
:)
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 01:22 AM
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13. Miss Havisham or Eleanor Rigby
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 06:54 AM
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17. And cucumbers will forever say:
Edited on Fri May-09-08 07:32 AM by formercia
Eat me. I'm not bitter.
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