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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 06:45 PM
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It's a fact that if you didn't support Hillary you're a sexist....
and if you didn't support Obama, well, you're a racist. Also, if you didn't support Edwards, you don't like rich white guys. Biden? You are anti-bad combover (See also Rudy Giuliani) Bill Richardson? Well, you are racist against Mexican people. Kucinich? You don't like people who have seen UFOs. Wetzelbill? Racist against Indians and short chubby funny guys, plus you're a homophobe because his running mate is gay.

This is so, because the world is a simple place and we all do things for simple reasons. I would say it's a black and white world, but that would be kind of racist against apples and oranges. Or something like that.

In the words of that one guy: "Can't we all just get along?"

And also, in the words of Colonel Sanders: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

I am Wetzelbill and Kurovski has approved this message.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 06:51 PM
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1. kind of racist against apples and oranges
:rofl:

Though I thought if you were against Kucinich, you were against vegans.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 06:57 PM
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4. wow, you should see the PMs all the bananas sent me because I left them out
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highplainsdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 07:00 PM
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5. And you haven't even heard from the grape coalition yet.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 07:03 PM
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7. oh yeah, the Concord Coalition
if they join up with the pears I am screwed.
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highplainsdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 06:54 PM
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2. I thought that if you didn't support Kucinich you were elfophobic.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 06:56 PM
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3. I stay away from that because to my knowledge Hobbits and Elfs
have had a history of troubles, and back on the shire, my people tend to try not to inflame those tensions.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 07:00 PM
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6. elves, dillweed
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highplainsdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 02:26 PM
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8. Kicking
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 03:16 PM
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9. I appreciate your support
:)
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highplainsdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 09:49 PM
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15. You're welcome!
:)
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Bensthename Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 03:19 PM
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10. Kucinich? You don't like people who have seen UFOs. .. LOL..
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 05:24 PM
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12. It's called being UFObic
I can't believe I couldn't think of anything better than that.
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highplainsdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 09:59 PM
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16. Not to be confused with euphobic, which is being afraid of, um...
euphoria???

Just looked it up. (Google is your friend.) Euphobia - fear of hearing good news.
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 03:23 PM
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11. I proudly proclaim that I am a SEXIST!
In the sense that someone who plays the piano is a pianist. ;)
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 05:25 PM
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13. hey if Bush can pretend to be a cowboy when he's scared of horses
I think anything is proclaimable nowadays.
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 07:37 PM
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14. Touche!
I guess I should have added that I'm not sexist very often. :(
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 10:02 PM
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17. Oh fuck .........
Not you, too??????

Damn, NOW who am I going to vote for?
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 10:53 PM
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22. I'm staying in unless Obama puts Kurovski on the ticket
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 10:03 PM
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18. I guess I'm sexist, then. Don't tell my wife. Please.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 10:51 PM
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20. sorry I gave you up already
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 11:18 PM
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24. That's cool....If she asks you, though, tell her I'm ageist....
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 12:29 AM
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28. I'll just say I made a mistake
and switch your prejudice to something else. :)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 10:03 PM
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19. Yes but I am sexist, I fully enjoy sex...
That has to be the right answer, cause it has the word 'sex' in it :dunce:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 10:52 PM
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21. I'll PM you my number
:)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 11:16 PM
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23. heh-heh, oh my!!
:blush:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 12:28 AM
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27. Yeah I'm a big-talker
:)
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Tinksrival Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-10-08 11:22 PM
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25. I thought you were wasted for today?
Is it after midnight???

Then you've already wasted one and the day has just begun!
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 12:26 AM
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26. no this was an earlier one
I went back and hit a few replies that I missed earlier on in the day. :)
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 12:35 AM
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29. NO SEX THREADS!
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:13 AM
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30. oh that is such a racist thing for you to say
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NewHampshireDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:22 AM
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31. Who among us does not love NASCAR?
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:54 AM
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32. surely not we who cling to guns and religion and stuff like that
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 03:09 AM
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33. UFOs? I thought this was for you and Kucinich
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 03:12 AM
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34. Where is Kurovski?
?

:rofl:
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 03:16 AM
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35. I'd love to kick this thread some more...
but Huck started puking in the middle of the night and woke me up, and now it's after 2:00 a.m. and I have to get some sleep. Bear in mind that I am not a dog bigot; I just get annoyed when he starts retching in the middle of the night.
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