*** Official "Hillary can still pull it out of the fire!" post-Edwards endorsement MATH thread ***

  Some mathematical angles to consider, since you are all so fond of slamming Senator Clinton with your "math":

:bluebox: Obama is black and Edwards is white. Black + White = Gray. Gray is halfway between both, which means that Obama's delegates should be given half weight.

:bluebox: Netither Florida nor Michigan begin with a B, O or J or E, so when they're seated they should be seated as is and Obama should not receive any of their delegates.

:bluebox: The difference in height between John Edwards and Barack Obama is 3.25 inches. 3.25 inches is exactly 145 delegate cards printed on bible-grade onion paper. Obama should cede 145 delegates or be labelled as going against the will of God.

  That's just the start, of course! We're taking this to the convention, and we're riding The Beast from The Book of Revelations!



PB

PB

Shame on YOU, Poll Blind

k/r

  If I could draw that well, I'd be drawing flowers and shit. :evilgrin:

PB

....you wrote the OP........if so I want some too.....

.......Best start storing UP your energy for Obama.......again it's over for Hillary and has been for weeks.

...encryption software. But come visit us, won't you? You won't regret it!

PB

:thumbsup:

jeezus... this has to be against SOME kind of rule.

If we have to invent a rule to accommodate this offense... it could be considered the highest praise.

"I enjoy offending people that enjoy BEING offended."
F. Zappa

PB

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looking away/ :kick:

  Augh, I sound like the Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal...

PN

:7

someone needs to put out Bill's crotch fire (lol)

:nuke:

PB

ITS HUGH!!!!1!1!111

  I can see the case for both, really...

PB

good one!