Ok NOW it's official, we can all rally around a general election candidate....

Yup, me. It seems the Wetzelbill/Kurovski juggernaut cannot be stopped. My performance in West Virginia was so dominant yesterday that they even named a county after me. (Wetzel County, I'm a legend.) The people have spoken. I think we've known all along that I was the only candidate who could bring this country together. I am multiracial (member of the Blackfeet tribe and... Merckan), I short, but I get along well with tall people, I am chubby but I have appeal to well-conditioned voters because I once was one, I also have a great love of sports and beer, but also books and wine. I don't fit into one stereotypical group, I am purple. I am a boozehound womanizer, yet I have a liberal gay man for my running mate.

Yeah sure Edwards endorsed Obama, however I fully expect to get Al Gore's endorsement soon enough, even though he has no clue who I am. But as I'm sure some Hillary supporters would say, the Edwards endorsement means nothing, it's irrelevant, and I agree.

In fact, the choice is so clear, that I now will call on both Obama and Clinton to get out of the race so I can focus on the general election. In fact, I will also call for John McCain to get out of the race as well.

That's right, Bob Barr. I'm gunning, for you pal.

So let's all rally around the presumptive nominee now, me. It's been a good fight, I applaud my opponents, you all done good, but it's over.

Wetzelbill/Kurovski '08
Balls You Can Trust
(or Every Chicken Will Smoke Pot)

{Insert snarky post here}

Thank you.

:rofl:

Rumor has it the masses want a Dream Unity ticket, but I'm not prepared to throw Kurovski under the bus like that.

Face it people...Wetzelbill is our next president. There is just one more thing left to be done.

I have to get McCain to publicly call his wife a "cunt" one more time, this time on the Today Show.

I think people have wisened up to me. Is wisened a word? Who cares, I'm the next president, I can make up all the cromulant words I want.

Elitist fucktard. Have you no respect for hardworking white people?

I'll come up with a more perspicacious response after I finish my latte and aragula.

lol

Even as we speak, there are legions of nerds plotting to make us binumerical in hexadecimal, though there is an odd subgroup plumping for octal, I've heard tell.

In the interests of service to humanity, here is the world's first (and as far as I know only) hexadecimal protest chant.


1,2,3,4
Toss the lawyers out the door
5,6,7,8
Innovate, don't litigate
9,A,B,C
"One Two Three" is not for me
D,E,F,0
"Look and feel" have got to go!

phrisslean crapppisasiln proap shmizzlana grelamma baassh

The Simpsons rule. :)

Also their take on the Republican nominating process. "I like the human touch."

It'll make Clenis look tame :evilgrin:

Just WAIT until that hits the tabloids. Myself, I'm hoping for a book deal. :evilgrin:

You could both get in on that action, coauthors. :)

"I never seen a tomata' with nicer gams!"

That could be a problem. :)

:)

where King county was named after William Devane Rufus King - the shortest serving Vice President who was a slave holder and possible lover to President Buchanan that was eventually renamed for Dr. Martin Luther King

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Rufus_Devane_King

that's really interesting.

dressed up as a woman come out? Do you feel this will hurt your candidacy?

I think if anything when the really bad stories come out I might be able to deflect them with the pictures of me dressed up as a woman.

And it looks just like your pic. :)

Please refer to it as "The Gaily Forward Beeline".

fine fine fine?

ALANIS MORISSETTE LYRICS

"Hand In My Pocket"

I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor but I'm kind
I'm short but I'm healthy, yeah
I'm high but I'm grounded
I'm sane but I'm overwhelmed
I'm lost but I'm hopeful baby
What it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is giving a high five
I feel drunk but I'm sober
I'm young and I'm underpaid
I'm tired but I'm working, yeah
I care but I'm restless
I'm here but I'm really gone
I'm wrong and I'm sorry baby

:)

:party:

:0

rally around, to impeach.

You sir will be The Uniter. Well done.

But it was hard to tell, because of the naked women jumping all over him. They liked his wide stance. Not so much, his wife.

so that John Tesh can step in and claim his rightful place as the nominee of our party. All Hail the Giant Head!

I've tried three computers at this library and I still can't access the DUzy's. :rofl: I'm signing off before Phyllis Schlafly corners me.

See ya'll later!

:loveya:

VOTE WETZELBILL/ KUROVSKI, suckers!