Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To Form Nightmare Ticket (The Onion)

SlipperySlope

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Wed May-21-08 11:42 PM
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Obama, Clinton, McCain Join Forces To Form Nightmare Ticket (The Onion)

A little humor for this dark depressing day:

WASHINGTON�Presidential hopefuls John McCain (R-AZ), Barack Obama (D-IL), and Hillary Clinton (D-NY) announced Monday their plans to form what many Beltway observers have already dubbed the "2008 Nightmare Ticket," a calculated move that political analysts say offers voters the worst of both worlds.

After nearly a year of verbal attacks and negative campaign ads, the nominees announced that, for the good of the country, they were willing to push their differences to the forefront and grant the American people the ticket they've been dreading all along.

More at: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_clinton_mccain_join_forces?utm_source=slate_rss_1

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anonymous171

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Wed May-21-08 11:44 PM
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1. My favorite part:

"A future where absolute deadlock over even the most minute decisions and total inefficiency on matters of the war, the economy, and the environment will launch a bold new age of confusion and social decay."

:rofl:

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