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texshelters Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 11:42 AM
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Clinton Wins Michigan; Santa Claus is Coming!
Iraq has WMDs, the Easter Bunny left those eggs, there’s gold at the end of the rainbow, there’s no sexism or racism in America, the Great Pumpkin is coming, free trade is free…

Adults grow up and stop believing in fairy tales, follow agreed upon rules, face responsibility for their loses and gains without blaming others, and move on.

Is the Clinton rhetoric on Michigan toughness, denial, delusion, fact, fantasy, insanity, Machiavellian, sabotage of the fall campaign, black mail, all of the above?

By the way, I had a chess match at my house and invited Vugar Gashimov, Gary Kasparov, the ghost of Bobby Fischer, and other grand masters of chess. No one showed up. I WON, I WON! I won the contest, uncontested!
I am world chess champion!

Tex Shelters
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 11:46 AM
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1. I beat the Williams girls at tennis
Neither one bothered to show up to the match I challenged them to. They didn't even RSVP. Those ungrateful losers!!
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 12:10 PM
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2. Santa Claus is coming? Is he using protection? Is it safe sex?
And just what IS his relationship with Rudolph, anyway?
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 12:12 PM
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3. doublepost
Edited on Thu May-22-08 12:12 PM by damntexdem
2nd removed
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bunnies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 12:13 PM
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4. Will santa bring my prius and trust fund?
I hear all Obama supporters have them!
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texshelters Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 01:10 PM
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8. Clinton supporters are allowed Priuses
because they don't know how to use the breaks. And all us teachers out here that like Obama have trust funds. Oh, and those College students with trust funds. Yea, and all those Mississippi blacks and their damn trust funds and Priuses! And professors at the University of Oregon and their damn trust funds. They only teach to recruit leftist terrorists, etc.

Tex Shelters
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AnarchoFreeThinker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 12:13 PM
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5. I won the presidency last night (in my house). All 538 electoral votes are mine!!!!!
You may call me "President D."
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texshelters Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 01:11 PM
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9. Okay President D, until the recall that I will hold on my own!
Tex Shelters
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Wise Child Donating Member (132 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 12:19 PM
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6. Obama is unelectable,
because he's going to pick Lyndon LaRouche as his running mate. He has to go after the whackjob and the easily impressionable demographics.
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 12:26 PM
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7. LaRouche? I thought he would pick Jeremiah Wright?
Hey, he could also bring in Rev. Hagee by promising him the ambassadorship to Israel.

Now, what was all this about a sanity clause?
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