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Youphemism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-24-08 01:38 AM
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Excerpt from Tomorrow's Campaign Speech

"Now, I'm not saying my supporters could kill the superdelegates' dogs. In fact, I'm saying that would be an awful, awful, thing. What kind of terrible person would ever think of hurting a cute, innocent little puppy dog? Especially the puppy dog of a superdelegate who voted for me.

"Also, I have no idea of how Eight Belles' head appeared in my distinguished opponent's bed -- and as for the fish on his doorstep, I'm told it was wrapped in the New York Times, a newspaper I don't think I even subscribe to anymore.

"With that, I'd like to turn this meeting over to my new campaign manager, Luca Brazi."
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Howler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-24-08 09:57 AM
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1. Excerpt from tomorrows campaign speech......
Gasp!!! Snort!!!! sputter, sputter!!!!
NOW THat was funny!!!!! HOWL!!! Whew gweedo is in the house! LMAO!!!
Thanks Youphemism, I really needed that! Thats a classic.:rofl:
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Youphemism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-24-08 02:35 PM
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2. It's a challenging subject to have fun with...

Thanks for the nice comments. Glad someone enjoyed it.

It was such a downer topic, wasn't it? Something had to be done.
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Howler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-24-08 03:06 PM
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3. Challenging subject...
oH yeah!!! Very downer subject. its got good people going after other really good people! sigh.
But you have the right prescription. Laughter is the best medicine at this point! Well done!:toast:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-24-08 03:07 PM
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4. Poor Luca! :(((
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