The War on the Clintons and the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy

K Gardner

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Wed May-28-08 12:37 PM
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The War on the Clintons and the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy

Edited on Wed May-28-08 12:41 PM by K Gardner

Jon Stewart Documents the Vast Right and Left Wing Conspiracy on the Clintons

"The Clinton's effort to return to their ancestral home has galvanized a new enemy - no, not the American Voter, who has rejected them by almost all measurable standards and metrics - THE MEDIA and The Democratic Party are covering up Senator Clinton's victory!"

"They're being attacked by both wings.. the conspiracy is Bi-WINGual ! "

"Apparently, Bill Clinton believes his wife is winning the General Election which, as you know, has not occured yet. It's their final appeal to the coveted Time Machine Demographic."

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anonymous171

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Wed May-28-08 12:38 PM
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1. I wish there WAS a vast left wing conspiracy.

Alas :(

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hendo

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Wed May-28-08 01:02 PM
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9. The left wing needs to be as organized as the right

Fortunately this year, It seems like the democrats are finally learning how to mobilize the base as well as the republicans have for years.

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elocs

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Wed May-28-08 12:43 PM
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2. Sob, sob! "Everybody is...against us!"

Yes, it is a vast conspiracy wrapped inside a canoodle surrounded by another conspiracy. Plus, it must come from both wings so it doesn't just fly around in circles.

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K Gardner

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Wed May-28-08 12:44 PM
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3. A canoodle.. LOL !

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elocs

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Wed May-28-08 12:46 PM
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4. It's hard to work the word "canoodle" into everyday conversation.

It didn't matter to me if it actually fits, it just sounded nice.

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SoFlaJet

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Wed May-28-08 12:49 PM
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6. +1 to elocs

for the effort

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southern_belle

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Wed May-28-08 12:47 PM
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5. ...

:rofl:

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Bright Eyes

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Wed May-28-08 12:50 PM
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7. "The coveted Time Machine demographic"

:rofl:

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SurfingAtWork

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Wed May-28-08 12:55 PM
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8. Bi-Wingual sounds kinda kinky

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K Gardner

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Wed May-28-08 05:33 PM
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10. Kicking since the media is ignoring Hillary again today.

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