GD-Primaries Sucks.

Pointless bickering back-and-forth.

Completely devoid of any truly pertinent information.

Stagnant and stifling.

The Democratic Doldrums.

A perfect snapshot of what this primary season has devolved into and why it can't end soon enough.

*sigh*

More please. :party:

How can you stand this?

I'm basically going stir crazy at this point.

So.bored.

C'mon, how can TEH SEXAY not be EXCITING!?!?!?

ADD

:bounce: :toast: :smoke:

That explains things.

;)

I have a 135 pound dog, who's had the shits for 4 days, and it didn't smell as bad as that place.

And his gas was taking the paint off the walls.

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You come up with that?

It's pretty good and, sadly, very accurate.

it deserves it's own thread. I will K&R if you do.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6083322

However, it went mostly ignored. Oh, well, such is life.

Feel free to K & R it though.

This is the worst unemployment EVER!

:P

at least in the pit there is some form of unity & mutual respect... that is until the skins get involved.

Just got back from my Team leader meeting this week and we are preparing for the GE.

:evilgrin:

Soon

Soon.

Yeah... it's not the most pleasant place, but here we both are, yes?

There are other forums to peruse. :)