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Connie_Corleone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 10:55 AM
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Obama Must Give a Bunch of Speeches NOW!!
Obama should give speeches about race, religion, sex, monsters, elitism and bowling.

He should also waste his time giving speeches about every single politically incorrect statement ever uttered from anyone who supports his candidacy.

He should then time travel into the future, find out what offensive things his supporters say and then come back to the present time and reject and denounce the comments before they happen.
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 10:56 AM
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1. Ha! No he should just concede the primary and the nomination to the
loser - that's the only way to redeem himself. ;)
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 10:57 AM
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2. Kick (for bowling)
Also for time travel, but I kicked this post yesterday for that.
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Inuca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 10:57 AM
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3. ESPECIALLY about bowling
otherwise we lose Kentucky for sure
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 10:58 AM
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4. And don't forget the new space alien video!!
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Lucky 13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 10:58 AM
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5. I'm sorry, the Clintons have the "Time Travel" vote locked up.
Per Jon Stewart
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HCE SuiGeneris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 10:58 AM
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6. He must secure 500,000 ponies or I'm voting McCain
Where is my damn pony! :mad:
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reflection Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 10:59 AM
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7. I'm glad you made this an OP.
It was extremely funny. :)
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ProSense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 10:59 AM
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8. How about a speech on
the demand for speeches.

He can call it: A speech on speeches
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Kittycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 11:00 AM
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9. I'm still waiting for my jet ski
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Tatiana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 11:00 AM
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10. He should give a speech on UFOs!!!!!! n/t
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LawSchoolLiberal Donating Member (87 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 11:03 AM
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11. Insufficient.
Edited on Fri May-30-08 11:03 AM by LawSchoolLiberal
I just can't support him until he provides a concise, yet simultaneously detailed, explanation of the government's CLEAR cover-up of numerous visits by extraterrestrial aliens. And provides a clear statement regarding his position on the possibility of developing a new U.S. visa category for them!

Edit: Damn! Ninja'ed!
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 11:09 AM
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12. Wouldn't it be great if the problems of the world can be solved with a speech?
;)

:P
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-30-08 11:09 AM
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13. I likes hearings him talk. Guh-huh-huh-huh.
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