Obama is going to Arizona State tonight-The Daily Show covered it last night (4:44)

TDS sends one out of the park AGAIN!! :rofl:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=227327&title=arizona-state-snubs-obama

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The Harvard of date rape
No the Harvard of Scholastics
Wouldn't that be Harvard?

"Heads of state n stuff"

My favorite bit was the three kids in the dorm room. This is from memory, but pretty close:

Jason has three kids lined up sitting in the dorm. Let's call them Mo, Larry, and Curly.

Jason: So, do you think President Obama should get an honorary degree?

Mo: No
Larry: No
Curly: No. It should only go to really important people like heads of state and stuff.

Jason: Would you give an honorary degree to ANY of our past presidents?
Let's say, George Washington.

Mo, Larry, Curly: Yup

Jason: John Adams?

Mo, Larry, Curly: Yup

Jason: Ben Franklin?

Mo: Yup
Larry: Yup
Curly: Hey, he wasn't a president!
Mo: Good catch, man!

Jason: Good one! They really do teach you guys the important history here.

<our three stooges commence beaming and preening>

Jason: Hamilton?

Mo: Yup
Larry: Yup
Curly: Yup


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got kinda bummed from the students they interviewed.

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as usual:) It was kinda funny, though..I mean the depths of their ignorance. And, Jason sitting there with his legs in the water, pants rolled up!

It was like it was all set up but I take it it was real?

What a bunch of morons.