This is my nomination for a Conservative Idiot of the Week.
John Culberson, who represents the Seventh Congressional District in Texas but whose actual job is to bring Tom DeLay hot towels for his lavatory, went on
Hannity and Colmes last month and announced that West Texas sheriff's deputies had captured a member of al-Qaeda and had him in jail.
Two bad it wasn't true, eh? (scroll down to 'Border Tales')
One of the sheriffs, Brewster County's Ronny Dodson, told The Big Bend Sentinel that he had jailed one person "who had drawn a picture on his pants of Osama Bin Laden, and we don't know if that was a joke or not." He said Culberson must have been confused somehow by hearing various stories from border agents.
Tony Essalih, Culberson's press secretary, says there's no confusion. Two other aides of the congressman were present when the sheriffs told them of the terrorist prisoner, he says.
"We really haven't figured out where the communication breakdown was. What he said on the show was what he was told by the sheriffs," Essalih says.
Both sheriffs have been avoiding the non-local media since the story broke, but one staffer at the Brewster County Sheriff's Department said Culberson's people "were lying through their teeth…I told them if they'd bring me an Al Qaeda I'd slap him four times, make him pick up cigarette butts; you know, something really mean. But no, no Al Qaeda ."
:rofl:
You got served, John.