11. OH! You know what's great? Canned air! You whip out some canned air
and spray it all over the mink and they JUST FREAK OUT! They think it's paint. It's even better than paint because when they figure out why you're laughing and that they have no recourse, they stomp off humiliated.
12. You know what else is good? Coughing and hacking like you have the
plague. That makes them really uncomfortable. If you feel like a little bit of theater, east some heavy onion, garlic combo and then do some close-talking schmoozing. HEYA WHERE YA FROOOOM.
I do not envy you at all. I will send out postive energy and say some prayers for you that you survive the horror! Has DC begun to smell with their evil stench yet? :puke:
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