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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:04 AM Original message |
How do you answer? |
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CanonRay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
1. How about: "None of your fucking business" |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:09 AM Response to Reply #1 |
7. Yeah, but then *I* wind up looking like the asshole |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:24 AM Response to Reply #7 |
17. Um - it is a stranger being an ass to you first. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 10:36 AM Response to Reply #17 |
40. But that's not how it plays out, see? |
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BonnieJW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:30 AM Response to Reply #7 |
22. I always say |
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Angry Dragon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:54 AM Response to Reply #22 |
32. That is the best answer |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 07:39 AM Response to Reply #22 |
63. But they have an answer even for that! |
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CanonRay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 09:39 AM Response to Reply #7 |
37. Sorry, I just hate these people |
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Betty Karlson (902 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 01:45 AM Response to Reply #7 |
59. Have you tried this? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 07:33 AM Response to Reply #59 |
61. That sounds like it would be effective, but... |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 11:48 AM Response to Reply #59 |
66. I would never say that. |
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BurtWorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 11:44 AM Response to Reply #7 |
65. Not if you say it politely, |
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kdmorris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
2. I usually go with "No and I don't wish to be" |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:07 AM Response to Original message |
3. That's between me and God |
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T Wolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:08 AM Response to Original message |
4. What is wrong with saying "fuck no" and adding any expletive you want? These cretins |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:12 AM Response to Reply #4 |
9. You make a compelling case, but... |
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SocialistLez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:25 AM Response to Reply #9 |
18. That's what makes it so bad |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:08 AM Response to Original message |
5. I've asked "How much money have you given to your church since you were saved?" |
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SocialistLez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:23 AM Response to Reply #5 |
16. I will have to use that one. NT |
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Rosa Luxemburg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:09 AM Response to Original message |
6. I'm not the 'savey' kind of person |
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randr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
8. A reply that works |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:12 AM Response to Reply #8 |
10. I like that! |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:14 AM Response to Original message |
11. "Go away," sure doesn't work. |
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Beer Snob-50 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:14 AM Response to Original message |
12. you could jsut blow them off |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
13. I say sure, the doctors at the hospital saved my life once... |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:22 AM Response to Original message |
14. Ignore them! Don't even bother with a response. n/t |
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SocialistLez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:23 AM Response to Original message |
15. "How does that concern you?" |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:28 AM Response to Reply #15 |
20. He seriously did that? |
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SocialistLez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:31 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. He was a preacher too. Lovely tactics....NT |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:36 AM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Oh...I'd be biting back. |
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Scuba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
19. How's that prayin' for peace thing workin' out for ya? |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:30 AM Response to Original message |
21. I tell them I am polytheist |
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Jim__ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
24. I usually just say, "I'm not interested," and wave them away. |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:38 AM Response to Reply #24 |
27. +1, n/t |
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sinkingfeeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:32 AM Response to Original message |
25. My answer: "I'm not a believer in the gods." Said with a smile as I'm closing the door. |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:39 AM Response to Original message |
28. Here's what doesn't work |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
29. Ask them if they masturbate. |
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YOY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 09:36 AM Response to Reply #29 |
36. That sir is comedic gold... |
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SocialistLez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:26 AM Response to Reply #29 |
41. LOVE IT!! NT |
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EvolveOrConvolve (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 05:57 PM Response to Reply #29 |
47. Dayum, that's funny! |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 07:35 AM Response to Reply #29 |
62. Okay, we have a winner. |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:43 AM Response to Original message |
30. You know, a lot of people are fed up with christian BS. You might not be alone |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
31. You could also simply tell them you are a Bright. Tell them to look it up |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 09:01 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. interesting - I'll read more later |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 09:09 AM Response to Reply #33 |
34. It is a fit IMO as discussed below... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 10:35 AM Response to Reply #31 |
39. A cute response, but... |
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RKP5637 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 12:37 PM Response to Reply #39 |
45. Yep, I don't like the name "Brights" either. It sounds arrogant to me. I wish |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
35. "Probably. I'll have to check on that." |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 10:16 AM Response to Original message |
38. I just say not yet. |
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LAGC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 09:04 PM Response to Reply #38 |
48. That's just asking to be preached to. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 09:58 PM Response to Reply #48 |
49. Well yeah, but then I point out the difference between justification and salvation until they leave. |
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LAGC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 10:25 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. The same thing happened to me with a Mormon missionary. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:38 AM Response to Original message |
42. You can simply say you're not interested. Or you reply with a change of topic, |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 12:04 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. I have never found it that easy. |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
43. I generally try to follow my rule of not engaging the crazy. |
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Igel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
46. "Of course." |
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Cleobulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 10:42 PM Response to Original message |
51. I just say yes... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 10:51 PM Response to Reply #51 |
52. See, that answer presupposes that they don't follow with a battery of questions |
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Cleobulus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:17 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. Well see, this is where it can get funny... |
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darkstar3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:07 PM Response to Original message |
53. I've never been asked that particular version. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:14 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. I suffer that question, on average, about once per month. |
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darkstar3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:18 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. You hit that nail. |
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iris27 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-13-10 11:52 PM Response to Original message |
57. Thankfully, as a super-introvert, I apparently exude "fuck-off" waves and am |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
58. I don't exactly know Jesus |
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deutsey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 05:54 AM Response to Original message |
60. It's been a couple decades since anyone has asked me something like that. |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
64. I say ...."Yes, I was saved from Religion by an Education." |
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frogmarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 12:00 PM Response to Reply #64 |
67. Excellent! Now I know |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 12:09 PM Response to Reply #67 |
69. It leaves them fumbling....I love it ! |
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LaurenG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
68. I think a simple "that's no business of yours" would work. |
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JerseygirlCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 06:59 PM Response to Original message |
70. I don't think I've ever been asked that |
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vixengrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-14-10 11:50 PM Response to Original message |
71. Q: "Are you saved?" A: "No, I'm spent." |
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