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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 10:56 AM
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FSTDT Update! Ann Coulter vs. Spice Boy For Jesus!
Edited on Tue Jun-20-06 11:01 AM by onager
For those who've never seen it, that's "Fundies Say The Darndest Things." Yes, if you're brave enough to read what wacko Xians REALLY believe, here it is!

This month Ann Coulter even got quoted, along with a "love song to Jesus" from someone calling himself "Spice Boy For Jesus." And in case you're wondering...his song is a lot WORSE than you can even imagine.

Here, try a few tasty morsels to whet your appetite...

(After someone says they would beat a guy into a coma for wearing blush or eyeliner)--"Don't settle for a coma, be a real republican and beat him to death. Mercy is for democrats"--Just Joe, Myspace

"Men should stick to blue and women should stick to pink. We dress babies in the right colors so why can't we do the same as adults? It is a sin to wear clothes that belongs to the opposite sex and women are particularly bad at violating this rule. Men don't wear dresses (apart from a few sickos) so why should females wear pants? It's a sin! Most women today are transvestites and abominations. <...>

So please dress like a man if you are a man and dress like a woman if you are woman and stop flaunting your satanic lifestyle and defiance of God. Thanks."
--XenonII, Perspectives.com

"Republicans are Christian and to believe there is a seperation between Chruch and State is to believe that gravity exist."--Tanner, MySpace

"There’s actually overwhelming evidence that dinosaurs have always lived with humans. We simply called them dragons. Man killed most of them, and there may be a few still alive today. The editors of Scientific American need to watch our video number three (Dinosaurs and the Bible) for more about this topic."--Kent Hovind, DrDino.com

http://www.fstdt.com/




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catbert836 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 10:58 AM
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1. Did you see the one
Edited on Tue Jun-20-06 11:00 AM by catbert836
where the poster attempted to refute gravity?

On edit: Here we are!


"The fallacies of gravity

just curious if anyone can explain these errors that many people are aware of when it comes to the theory of gravity

number 1. the way gravity reads, scientists have you think that objects of larger mass would have more of a gravitational pull then objects of smaller mass. so tell me how this makes sense

when we look at the sun we see the earth orbiting the sun, and the moon obriting the earth. if gravity were true, shouldnt our moon be orbiting the sun??? oh better yet, how come a planet way out in the distance such as neptune will orbit the sun, yet its moons will not orbit the sun??? something is wrong here, even at thise immense distances the moons will orbit the planets and not the sun, yet the suns "gravity" is strong enough supposedly to keep the planets in orbit.

number 2. why is it, only planets have orbits?? you could put a space shuttle in outter space and a astronaut will not orbit it. you could put the smallest pebbble into outter space and it will not orbit the space shuttle. why is this???? if gravity were true then surely such small objects would orbit larger ones, especially in space

number 3. on earth we see things that defy "gravity" on a daily basis. birds and airplanes for example. are you going to tell me that the gravity of the sun is strong enough to keep PLUTo in orbit but not an airplane or a little bird??????

number 4. scientists dont know how gravity works. or what it really is, and even then we see anaomolies in space that defy gravity

so my point is that gravity(like other scientifist "tHeories" is very on shaky grounds. it doesnt have the evidnece to back it up, and when examined critically it falls under the pressure(no pun intended )

show me a pebble that orbits a mountain or a bird that orbits the earth and then gravity will make sense. or better yet just show me how gravity works(if it works at all) and then maybe it will be more than just a theory

how do you evolutionsts explain gravity???"


:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl:
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 11:00 AM
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2. Yep! The Troll Of The Month!
:rofl:

I noticed a lot of pushy marketing this month, too. Bible Bars, How To Get Rich Supernaturally, etc.

Loads of fun! Every month I think they can't get any whackier. And they always prove me wrong.
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catbert836 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 11:06 AM
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3. And this gem:
Edited on Tue Jun-20-06 11:06 AM by catbert836


The covert goal of the World Health Organization is to decrease the population in all countries of the world, especially the third world, by 1) vaccinations that CAUSE rather than prevent disease, 2) forced birth control, abortion and sterilization, 3) manufactured famines by weather control (creation of droughts), terminator seeds (seeds that don’t produce seeds), and withholding of meaningful medical care during pandemics, such as the AIDS pandemic in Africa..."
Dr. Lorraine Day, The Good News About God!


It's a sad sate of affairs in America if someone like that can obtain a doctorate, in any subject....
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Democrats_win Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 11:33 AM
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4. LOL. I guess 400 years of experience isn´t good enough for them.
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 07:26 PM
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6. Just when you think you have seen it all
:wtf: :wtf:
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atommom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 08:33 PM
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9. If the poster would like to visit a tall building with me,
I'll be happy to show him how gravity works! Anti-science fundies drive me nuts (admittedly, it's a short trip.)

I'd like to believe he was a troll, but sadly we can't assume anything these days.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 08:37 PM
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10. Gravity Doesn't Exist
the world just sucks

remembered that line reading through these posts from that site
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:06 AM
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13. In another thread I took this one to task...No gravity, try cleaning your
gutters on a rickety ladder sometime....I KNOW there is gravity!!!!!

:eyes: No gravity my achin' butt!
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 06:26 PM
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5. I wonder if their pictures of Jesus show him
wearing a three piece suit instead of a robe. I mean, if they really want to "dress like men" maybe they should go back to wearing robes and tunics.
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:11 AM
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14. Probably more like this...and it is downright WRONG:
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:20 AM
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15. That's Chuck Norris Jesus
before he got serious about his upper body work on the Total Gym.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 08:00 PM
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7. This Is A Great One!
logic at it's finest:

All I was saying was that either the earth is flat, and the bible is correct, or the earth is round, and the bible is incorect, i'm going to study the issue more and deside for myself which route I want to take. Either Atheist evolutionist, who agrees with all of mainstream sciences, or flat earth litteral bible believer.

I'm leaning toward being an atheist, because if I can't believe the bible to be completly litteraly true, then I can't believe Jesus when he speaks about heaven, etc..

That would make the moon landing a fake, and pretty much all of modern science false..."



:rofl:
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-20-06 08:22 PM
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8. I Don't Understand Black And White Thinkers
either it is all true
or none of it is true

I don't get it?

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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 12:05 AM
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11. I see why this won the "Fundamentalism in a Nutshell" Award
"<"John is indeed anti-science.">

I am only anti science when they try to support things like evolution.
If they argree with what I believe, then I am very pro science.
For example, when science confirms that the Bible is true, that is good science."

JohnR7, Christian Forums <2006-Jun-19>




"I only believe facts when they support my beliefs."






"i dont know if any of you know much about Mother Theresa, but she prayed and prayed for God to send someone to India who would help to cure disease, mainly AIDS. She prayed on three seperate occasions, and all three times God replied that the person he sent was aborted."

Maria, Myspace <2006-Jun-16>




Um, how could he have sent a person who had been aborted? If a zygote/fetus is aborted it never has a chance to reach personhood.







"Educating the Next Generation

Every male, beginning at the age of sixteen, should be REQUIRED to own an automatic rifle, and to know how to use it. It would teach the young men discipline, Nationalism, and respect towards Authority. Their militia service should continue for the defense of our Nation until their 55th birthday.

Every female, beginning at the age of thirteen, completed at age eighteen, should receive training on how to be supportive, submissive wives to their future husbands. This would effectively rid society of feminism, which is nothing but psychological terrorism. Every female should be taught their equal status with men, while recognizing there are differences in roles between the sexes.

As for the working mothers who depend on their jobs for survival, their income should be replaced with a State incentive to be homemakers. This program should require the children be home-schooled. The children would also attend the State-taught courses mentioned above."

Brent, Christian Forums <2006-Jun-10>



"Scary" doesn't begin to desribe this guy.










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opiate69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-21-06 01:18 AM
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12. I didn't realize the site was still active
considering Allan's death last year... very cool to see somebody is carrying on his work.
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 11:29 AM
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16. Why didn't I think of this?....


Would have made life just SO much easier....:D
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onager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 02:57 PM
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17. That's Bob Tilton. He NEEDS yo' money...
...to pay for his divorce:

"They want to say I'm a GOLD DIGGER," complained Leigh Valentine Tilton to The Dallas Morning News.

Now why would anybody say that? In both interviews with the press and statements made in court documents, the second Mrs. Bob Tilton has taken the couple's vicious divorce battle into the public arena, dramatically playing the part of the wronged wife who has tried so hard, sniff, to be strong (dab eyes).

While Bob has remained tight-lipped during the ordeal, Leigh has wasted no time in airing enough dirty laundry to give a fascinating, if one-sided, glimpse into the lifestyle of the one time Pope of Prosperity. Leigh's fight thus far has centered on staking a claim in the $1.6 million parsonage in the Dallas suburb of Addison. Bob has been in Florida, living aboard the Liberty Leigh, a 50 foot yacht docked in Ft. Lauderdale...


The double whammy of switching theologies and divorcing Marte, his first wife and co-founder of the church, seriously diminished the attendance at Bob's Word Of Faith Family Church in Dallas. Besieged by religious-fraud lawsuits and unfriendly media attention, his television ministry off the air, and now the church he built falling apart, Bob has become understandably angry and isolated, even vulnerable.

Whether Leigh intentionally set out to wreck Bob's first marriage and then split his church is open for speculation. What seems clear is that Leigh is not going away quietly and is willing to sling a little mud in order to get her lunch hooks into Bob's and the church's coffers.


http://www.devilsweb.com/snakeoil/grape.htm
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 04:54 PM
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18. Poor Tilton....I wouldn't give him the time of day...those evil dogs are
nothing more than cash sponges taking $ from little old ladies that think somehow they can "buy" their way into Heaven...:(
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