The Universe is a bit of a rock polishing machine

and we are the pebbles and gems. :)

"Don't be afraid to fly in the sky of yourself!" -Tommy Space

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a *Tumbler* :rofl:

I think a few of us have felt tumbled here & there as we get shinier & shinier!

thanks for the thought for today! :wave:

we are a bit more together. (Pray for Ease and Grace!)

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We all tumble around and make noise.

(raises hand and blushes) :D

:P

Okay, I've been rereading "Not Always Right" again and came across this one yesterday that's somewhat appropriate here:

Between A Rock And A Hard Head
Home Improvement Store | Lexington, KY, USA

Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Customer: “What is a pebble?”

Me: “Well, it’s a very small rock…generally smooth.”

Customer: “Fine, where do you sell pebbles?”

Me: “Right at the back of the garden section, sir.”

Customer: “Are your pebbles heat-resistant?”

Me: “I’m not sure, but I could call one of our garden specialists to help you.”

Customer: “Never mind! I need heat resistant rocks!” (He shows me a rock.) “Is this rock limestone? Limestone is heat resistant.”

Me: “I can’t tell if it’s limestone just from looking, but limestone has a lot of calcium in it, so if you dip it in vinegar and fizzes up, it’s probably limestone.”

Customer: “Forget it! You are worthless! I’ll just stick this in the microwave and see if it’s heat resistant!”

(He storms off. He came back the next day…for a new microwave.)

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There were only eight or so, I forget the name. Same cast, etc. Police Squad!, that's it.

In one episode, mobsters are forcing local business owners to pay for protection, and smashing things if they don't. Leslie Neilsen stands in for an owner, and comes in to find that rocks had been thrown through the front window. The mobsters come in; Leslie holds up a rock and says, "can you explain this?" The mobster looks at it then goes into a bit about planetary formation.

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in Police Squad! (in color!) :rofl:

Maybe there's a YouTube copy somewhere... ;)

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