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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:00 AM
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Come to mama.
Due to recent "Endorsement related backlash" it looks like the DU JK group is feeling a little trod upon. A few of my fellow Kerrycrats are seeming a little down in the dumps.

I KNOW WHAT YOU NEED.

Aw yeah, it's HAIKU TIME.

endorsement announced
haters wake up from slumber
need a good d**k slap

penis envy strikes
the lesser folk feel threatened
fear ranking member

a brooks brothers suit
dapper figure cut within
extra long inseam :evilgrin:

no birthday party :-(
saving the world in bali
birthday suit denied

silver haired hero
extra large credentials, too
no small business there

senator beefcake
makes politics hot again
c-span seems like porn

I LOVE YOU GUYS.
:grouphug:
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Democrafty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:02 AM
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1. OMG!
"no small business there"

How do you even come up with this stuff???


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:48 AM
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3. It takes a very special sort of mind.
Maybe a bit of a twisted one...

But it works!

How are you?

:hug:
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Democrafty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 01:32 PM
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8. The birthday haiku is
what we were all thinking!

I'm great! How are you?

:hug:
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:09 AM
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2. yayyyyy
haven't read these in a while.


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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:49 AM
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4. I've been highly preoccupied...
lots of major life changes and stuff.

But I thought the Kerry Group could use a little poetic love.
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sandnsea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:57 AM
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5. Aaah, it's haiku season!!
I had forgotten how delicious these are!
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:11 PM
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10. Savor the flavor, my dear...
But technically, it's ALWAYS haiku season!
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beachmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 07:51 AM
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6. Oh my God. I needed that. We need some comic relief.
Edited on Fri Jan-11-08 08:00 AM by beachmom
We'll get through this.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:13 PM
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11. Yes we will.
We have endured worse "slings and arrows" as the big guy likes to put it.

But the power of THIS group will never be felled by such trivial, petty whiners as those who live to put our guy down because of their own insecurities.

I almost feel sorry for them.
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TayTay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 12:02 PM
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7. You wonderfully wicked woman
These are brilliant.

Thanks!
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:14 PM
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12. Anything for you, "goahgeous chahmah."
It felt good to get back in the poetic game. ;-)
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Blaukraut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 01:41 PM
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9. beautiful!
We missed your poetic self around here, Vek! Ah, beefcakes, ranking members....what a treat :yourock:
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:15 PM
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13. It's comfort food season.
And beefcake is definitely on the menu!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 03:08 PM
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14. OMG I ALMOST MISSED THESE.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Brilliant as always.
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:17 AM
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16. Hahahaha! I am so glad you did not miss them.
I know the extra long inseam has a special place in your heart. :evilgrin:
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JanusAscending Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 09:20 PM
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15. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH Vector!!!!
Thank you!! You made my Birthday Special!!! Next best thing to my twin 18 year old grandsons being born on my BD!!! I knew I missed you around here for "some reason" LOL DC
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Vektor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 01:18 AM
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17. :-)
I am in stiff competition with twin babies born on one's birthday.

But I do what I can. ;-)

How have you been? :hug:
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