Proof God has a sense of humor: Bush gets jury duty summons

TayTay

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Thu Dec-01-05 03:35 PM
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Proof God has a sense of humor: Bush gets jury duty summons

Has his Dad call some friends and get him out of it.

Bush gets jury duty call: http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2005-12-01T193719Z_01_YUE170189_RTRUKOC_0_US-ODD-BUSH-JURY.xml

OMG! Once again, he can't do what John Kerry does so easily. (Anyone else find this just really funny and proof of God's sense of irony?)

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ProSense

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Thu Dec-01-05 03:37 PM
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1. I do, just posted it in GD! Too funny! n/t

Edited on Thu Dec-01-05 03:37 PM by ProSense

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whometense

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Thu Dec-01-05 03:39 PM
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2. Hil-arious.

Of course, he "rescheduled." Any bets on when he'll actually serve??

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TayTay

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Thu Dec-01-05 03:41 PM
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3. Well, it depends.

He will probably try to get the summons transferred to Alabama. But he might be inebriated and unable to fulfill the requirments that you showed up clothed and be of sound mind.

Then his Dad will get him into school at Harvard and he'll wind up being called in Boston, but won't show up, cuz actually serving is for chumps, not Bushes.

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beachmom

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Thu Dec-01-05 03:55 PM
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4. Okay, this is just amazing -- great title!

And the best is how he doesn't show up!! You know, this "I found Jesus and changed" bit just comes across more and more bogus with each passing day. I'm going to have to say the Muslims might be onto something when they say you should be judged by "your entire life". So if you do bad earlier in life, you have to do incredible good to make up for it! Don't hold your breath for * to learn any lessons . . .

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karynnj

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Thu Dec-01-05 04:05 PM
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5. This is hilarious

Seeing that he's often at the ranch for 6 weeks straight this seems possible. Imagine being on a jury panel with him. (This may cause Bush voters on the jury to say they should of voted for Kerry.)

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jillan

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Thu Dec-01-05 04:05 PM
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6. Time to get compared to his arch-rival again!

And he thought it was over in 2004.

Hey bshy - it ain't over yet. haha.

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