KOEB 1/29/08 Florida Primary With Keith Fully Clothed Edition

Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 07:15 PM
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KOEB 1/29/08 Florida Primary With Keith Fully Clothed Edition

AYYYYYYYY...it's the OLB!!!!!!!!

Damn...by the time I get home, he's all buttoned up and with a tie.

Even so, he's hot AND he's cool.

And if you don't like him...Sit On It!

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 07:32 PM
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1. Uh-oh, Keith is going to get in trouble now.

Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 07:32 PM by BerryBush

Rachel Maddow and Pat Buchanan and who knows who all else were just on talking about how pathetic Rudy's run is and how close the Repug race is. At the end Tweety said something like "Well, if anyone can tell us now who's going to win Florida tonight, they win a job at MSNBC."

Everyone laughed, and then Keith said something like: "And if you lose? You get TWO jobs at MSNBC!"

And they all laughed again.

I thought "Oh, man, Keith...don't you remember when you were working at ESPN and you were asked what the worst place is on earth, and you said 'Bristol, Connecticut'"?...

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Tue Jan-29-08 07:39 PM
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2. what do you think about florida?

the whole thing seems like such a mess. I don't think they should even be talking about who is winning if the vote doesn't count. Its weird...

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 07:59 PM
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7. They will have to talk about it

because we're the most populous state yet. I'm still somehow not upset about the delegates, because it's kind of nice to be out of it for once.

:hi:

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 07:45 PM
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3. Love that photo.

I think Keith's been on since six, but I am sorry I missed "casual Keith" earlier in the day. Damn work.

:hi:, all!

I voted, and this may be the last time I'll wonder if it's counted. Yay!

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 07:56 PM
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5. Good for you.

:hi: Yeah, Keith's been on since six. I've been recording since then, but I'm sure he had his shirt on and buttoned and his tie tied by the time he hit the air. Damn, damn, damn.

Sorry he's not wearing YOUR gray suit, Wolfie.

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WolverineDG

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Tue Jan-29-08 07:51 PM
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4. Hi all!

I'm here, sorta. Feeling a bit under the weather, but I'll be watching Keith for a while.

:hi:

dg

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 07:58 PM
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6. Hope the sight of Keith helps you feel better.

Did you guys hear "the panel" discussing "The First Bank of Mitt" (as Rachel calls it) and Keith speculating afterward about what it would be like to have 33 million dollars? :-)

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:00 PM
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8. Dinner is ready, so I must depart for a bit.

As the governor of California said, "Ah'll be bahck."

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:01 PM
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9. Feel better

Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 08:03 PM by Patsy Stone

:hi:

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WolverineDG

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:15 PM
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19. yum

Thanks! :loveya:

dg

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ralps

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:07 PM
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10. Hi BerryBush, Hi Everyone! I hope Guliani(sp?) drops out soon!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:09 PM
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11. Hi Berry! Howdy all!

I'm jumping in the pool now! Whose got drinks?

:hi:

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:11 PM
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12. One Pina Colada

Poolside. :hi:

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:13 PM
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13. Oooh, thank you, Patsy!

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:13 PM
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14. Thanks!

Great dessert! :-)

Hmm. Looks like the Republicans don't have a strategery to win. Ha ha.

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:14 PM
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15. C'mon, Mitt!

Edited on Tue Jan-29-08 08:14 PM by Patsy Stone

:bounce:

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:15 PM
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18. Oh, were there problems in Florida???

Voting problems in Florida! Who'd-a thunk it??? :rofl:

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:18 PM
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23. Are you kidding? Problems?????

Pardon me, but.......

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:15 PM
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16. "Tom, get your crackers back."

:rofl:

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bleever

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:15 PM
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17. Wait...Keith is played by Henry Winkler??

"Mysterious glitches..." in Florida, eh? Who'd have anticipated the breakdown of the machines.

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WolverineDG

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:17 PM
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21. And no front-runner emerges

whilst the media scratches its head wondering why people on both sides aren't voting the way the media wants them to.

dg

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:18 PM
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22. LOL

I wish we didn't have to look at Mayor McCheese so much.

All I can tell you, folks, is I am voting by MAIL in Ohio. Paper ballot all the way. And I will mail in my ballot as soon as I make up my mind who to vote for. I don't care if Randi Rhodes yells at me or wants me to "wait until there's only two people left!" as she advised some poor California voter today who had already mailed in his ballot weeks ago...for Kucinich.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:20 PM
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24. I've voted by mail since 2002.

I loved going to my voting place, because one of my neighbors is a poll worker, but after the debacle in 2000, I said never again.

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WolverineDG

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:31 PM
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28. I stopped listening to her

I got sick of the whole "Keith Olbermann steals my stuff" rants she'd go on every time Rachel was on Countdown. :eyes:

dg

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:37 PM
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39. She claims she absolutely ADORES Rachel.

Honestly, I don't know what's up with her.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:25 PM
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27. Actually, it's Henry Winkler in the role of Keith Olbarelli

or, Keith as him.

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:16 PM
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20. Tim, no.

The Presidential election will be on paper in November, and there's no paper to look at in Miami-Dade, Tim. Thanks.

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Botany

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:22 PM
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25. Come on Mitt

He would be crushed in the general

Pro Choice Pro Gay rights supported health care for all

It is in his record. We need a nice long a bloody fight.

BTW :nopity: Rudy not running in the other states = big time dumb ass

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:25 PM
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26. Total dumb ass

And arrogant, too, to think that he could just sit on his ass, not do much in the other states, and expect to win it all.

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Botany

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:31 PM
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29. Well 9/11 changed everything

Boy what a sorry lot

McCain = 100 years in Iraq
Mitt = phony rich boy
Rudy = :rofl:
Huckabee = :scared: Letting a rapist out to kill and rape 2 more people
Paul = :crazy:

Now if we can just stop Hillary.

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:32 PM
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31. Stop

Look, she's celebrating her victory.

:hi:

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:34 PM
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35. So, there WERE no delegates to win in the Dem primary...

...but Hillary's jumping up and down 'cuz she won.

O...kay.

And Tweety took Keith seriously when he joked about her signs being "hand painted." Could the man BE more dumb????

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:38 PM
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40. Photo-Op victory

unless the national party caves and allows them to be counted before the nominee is chosen. Not likely.

Miami-Dade hasn't updated their website since 8:12. That was only absentee and early, and not even all of that. I'm really interested to see how my little precinct voted.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:40 PM
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43. I heard that the eventual nominee can seat them if he/she desires.

This whole thing is weird, but then, it's Florida.

(Sorry, Patsy......)

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:48 PM
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But that's after it doesn't matter.

If there's a presumed nominee by the convention, then Florida didn't matter in that decision. So it costs the nominee nothing to seat them when they have already won the nomination. If it's a brokered convention, then it's a fight to get them to be seated. At least that's what I think is happening.

Either way, I hope Mitt wins.

:hi:

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:50 PM
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54. And I would love to see a brokered convention!

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Botany

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:39 PM
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42. She won!

(Indian Cricket Players ..... I googled victory parade)

Wow! You go girl!

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WolverineDG

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:33 PM
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32. Don't forget the Mormon part

that's really got the fundies' panties in a twist.

dg

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:32 PM
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30. He sat on it!

Which "The Olb" says is definitely not cool!

("You wanna know cool? I'll tell ya cool. 'Cool' is the time I was datin' the Tur triplets. Woh woh woh!")

But seriously, Rudy reminds me of the fable of the tortoise and the hare. He ran his campaign like the hare.

"You all go on ahead...just keep crawling and crawling...I'll jump in later, and pass you all by so fast I'll leave skid marks."

Not so fast, Rudy.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:36 PM
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37. I'm not going to ask where he left those skid marks.

:hide:

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:39 PM
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41. Well, he is indeed leaving THOSE kinds of skid marks.

Tonight. And you can guess where.

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:33 PM
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33. No, Keith

The Jai-Alai fronton is in Dania, not Davie; but thanks for playing.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:36 PM
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36. Heaven forfend!

You mean there's something Keith DOESN'T know?????

Great. You teach him where the jai-alai fronton is, I'll teach him how to pronounce "Geauga."

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WolverineDG

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:34 PM
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34. The outcome in Texas usually doesn't mean shit either

yet you don't see any candidate having a "victory party" here.

dg

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:37 PM
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38. Well, after Obama's resounding trouncing of her in SC,

I guess she wanted her moment in the spotlight. :eyes:

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:41 PM
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44. "The Potemkin village of victory celebrations"

That was a good one, Andrea. :rofl:

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:44 PM
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47. Tweety is trying desperately to tread on eggs with Hillary

by giving her praise every two seconds and calling her "Senator Clinton" instead of "Hillary."

You can tell he's been read the riot act.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:45 PM
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48. As well he should have been.

I'm not a Hilary Clinton fan, but Tweety was definitely over the top with the say he was talking about her.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:48 PM
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51. I'm with you there.

His remarks were just so sexist it was disgusting.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:51 PM
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56. Exactly. And he apparently thought it was just fine.

Tweety, sexism is no better than racism, you idiot.

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:41 PM
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45. Dania! Dania! Not Davie! Keith, you're killing me.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:50 PM
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55. Did he say it again?

You need to email MSNBC and tell them to send a message to Keith. I don't think he's reading us tonight.

LOL, Keith said this primary was supposed to be "as spring-training-ish as the baseball games to be held there a month from now."

You don't suppose he's got THOSE on his mind already, do you????? :rofl:

Quick, someone get a bucket and a towel so no one can see the drool when he comes back on camera.

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Patsy Stone

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:53 PM
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58. Yes

He said it again, when they came back from commercial.

There's nothing in Davie except horses. I have no idea what she's doing there.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:04 PM
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62. Frau Blucher!

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:42 PM
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46. Hmmmm, so they muffled Bill, eh?

Wonder why.........

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:45 PM
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49. "Here's Senator Clinton after some kind of victory in Florida."

:rofl: Keith.

Yeah, they put the muzzle on Billy-boy. Can't imagine what gave them their first clue to try that.

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:49 PM
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52. Bill before and after:

Before the muzzle:

After the muzzle:

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WolverineDG

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:00 PM
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60. I like Mama's take on that

:spank:

(well that's as close to the flying iron skillet as the smilies get)

dg

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Botany

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:49 PM
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53. Well Hillary does have a real soothing voice

Rita Crosby X Denny Hastert

Awwwwk Awwwwk

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:07 PM
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63. OH my GAD.

It's Cosby, not Crosby. Bill, not Bing.

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bleever

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:48 PM
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50. I like the way people carpool in Florida:

Watch out for the flamingos!

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 08:51 PM
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57. Wow! Now THAT'S an HOV lane!

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:00 PM
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59. Hucklebuck says he's going to play all nine innings of this ball game.

And if he doesn't win after nine, he'll probably play ten. Do I hear eleven?? Twelve??...

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SeattleGirl

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:03 PM
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61. Or a 21 inning game?

I remember watching the Mariners play one of those a few years ago. I was in Vegas, sitting at a sports book at Treasure Island. Quite the crowd, even as the evening wore on.

I really wouldn't recommend Huckleberry do that......

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:08 PM
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64. Some people will do anything to get an easy ride to work.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:15 PM
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65. Am I listening to Jim Ward's impressions too much

or is Tom Brokaw's speech getting more and more exaggeratedly slurry and funny?

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:21 PM
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66. Man, I hope Rudy calls it quits.

Bag it, pal.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:26 PM
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67. I was just going to say, this is probably Rudy's best speech yet

and then he patted himself on the back for running a "positive campaign."

Yeah, you only brought up 9/11 every two seconds. That's positive, you bet.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:31 PM
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68. "We are the party of freedom. We are the party of the people."

He even said "the party of Bush."

What has he been smoking?

"America works best when it makes people take responsibility for their own lives." Oh yeah. In other words, throws people in the deep end of the pool and, if they don't learn how to swim, lets them drown.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:48 PM
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69. And here comes McCain.

Gah, how'd he ever come back?

I'm having to mute the sound on these people. Can't deal with their rhetoric.

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Berry Cool

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Tue Jan-29-08 10:06 PM
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70. So now Tweety thinks Rudy didn't have any ideas?

And that all he did was talk about 9/11?

Tweety, you used to carry a torch for him the size of the Statue of Liberty's.

What a two-faced lying git.

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