KOEB for 3/20/06 3rd Anniversary Iraq War and "The Onion Man"

Well according to traditional anniversary gifts #3 is Leather so does bush get this?



as the Iraqis get:



for more modern people #3 is for Crystal/Glass

so Halliburton's office can get this:



but looks like this Iraqi home just needs some glass ....



And one more thing before I have to go to the gym .... I will catch the late KO ....
(I expect a lot of nice Botany talk when i get back)

If anybody saw *'s Q & A from Cleveland today did you catch his
"The Onion Man," act? I sent it to KO ..... * is truly nuttier than a squirrel turd.
(the Q. & A. might be replayed on CSPAN) .... the Onion man stuff was towards the end of
King George's trip into insanity.



I need a dip in the Bleever Pond :rofl:

Good job.

How was your day? :hi:

dg

How about yours?

and I had to find time today to go get a new cell phone. :(

This is a public service announcement: Cell phones do not appreciate it when you give them free rides in the washing machine.

me = :dunce:

dg

You actually did that? I would laugh, but it's definitely not funny.

Yesterday I helped with four mailings for Nancy Skinner. Then today right before I left work I got an e-mail that they're doing another big one and needed help tonight and tomorrow night from 6-9. I didn't go today, but I might go tomorrow.

I really hope she wins the primary and kicks Knollenberg's butt.

when she was on the Doug Stephan Show. I'm glad she got back into politics after running in Democratic Senate race in Illinois.

It's okay, you can laugh. I am. :rofl:

dg

She was surprised to hear KO is single. I'd love to fix them up. He did say he's looking.

Fire is cool. ;-)

and Bleever.

:hi:

I wish I knew how to quit yew...


Nice pics, dude, not to mention the commentary.

Keep up the pressure on warrantless searches and now warrantless physical searches.

:loveya:

Hi, Bot! Hi, all! :hi:

How come your smilies aren't working? The code looks okay.

Did you hear his Cartman and Chef impersonations? They were great.

was checked. How are ya?

I'm using Firefox, FYI.

:hi:

My bad. Not a Firefox problem, I'm using it too. More like "user error". :hi:

Loose nut behind the wheel.

:)

:hi:

How did I miss this one? :rofl:

but definitely a keeper. :thumbsup:

I drive thru there every time on my way home.
It's also home to the state prison. Purely coincidence, I assure you.

Hi, everyone! :hi:

Keith: :loveya::loveya::loveya:
Nice tie, too.

I agree- nice tie!

Hope you had a good Monday. :hi:

I think it's cool that Keith uses women for analysis. Ever notice that all the other shows tend to use men only?

How are you doing?

Thanks for asking! :hug:
I'm doing really well. I've had a great couple of days, that have been affirming, full of love and good thoughts. :loveya:

Hope you're doing well.

I'm doing okay. Crazy busy at work, but it makes the days go faster.

:hi:

Unless he's someone I know, or is really, really cute. :hi:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

I'm doing well, thanks. Had a good weekend, and a really good night's sleep last night (8 hours! :woohoo:).

Yes, a nice tie to go with all the focus he's keeping on warrantless wiretaps & searches.

:loveya: KO Maybe you should remind the gun-nuts that the Admin can use the same "national security" justification to white-out the 2nd Amendment as well as the 4th.

dg

Anyone wanna photoshop Keith's head on this?





Hi, DG :hi:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

I loooooooooooove it! :rofl:

His face needs some of that orange make-up, though, so his face will match his arms.

if I can work on it. tomorrow. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

That was good, ralps.

:rofl:

Very good, ralps! Nice job! :rofl:

:yourock:

dg

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

Hope everyone is doing well. Keith is off to another great show start!! Gotta love our guy! :loveya: :woohoo: :loveya:

:hi: to Botany and my fellow KOEBers!!! :grouphug:

That's Sheridan's favorite treat!! Milkbones!! :)

:hi:

:hi:

Great graphic of a red "x" as that last pic in your post. :hi:

dg

for potential Ties to Terrorists??




:scared:

Berry's out protesting the blivet, fighting the good fight (I hope). :patriot:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

:evilgrin:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=703256&mesg_id=703256

That Libby filing was JUICY! :popcorn:

That's a fact. But I reallly want to live in whatever alternate universe all that good dirt gets aired in. :)

OMG. What a laundry list. Huge fishing expedtion. :crazy:

a Bass-o-matic?

Quick - throw a Bay Air under berry!! :rofl:

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

I did happen to catch the one with Tom Cruise in the closet. It was a scream! :)

I wish I had seen that episode.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=710029&mesg_id=710029

Thanks!

Too long to read it all, but just scanning through it, it looked great.

Thanks, Sharon.

:hi:

:hug:

and done.

No, no, the toupee looks completely natural.


Love that Carl Reiner. What a great guy.

:rofl:


Pop quiz: who played Rob's drummer buddy who co-wrote "Bupkis"? His character's name was Sticks Mandalay.


Hint: Tom Cruise tie-in!

:rofl:

but realized that was a different episode. But Bob Crane DID play drums, and did so on Hogan's Heroes. :)

I'll have to go look up that episode.

I was in another tab. But Sharon wins! :toast:

"Something 'd-o-o' economics? Anyone?"

for your trivia knowledge. Not.Worthy. :)

As I said, Google is my friend.

:rofl:

I'll be happy with your undying respect, Pats.

Google is my friend.

too fast, but great just the same.

:hi: everyone, woof Sheridan and Rev you will be happy to know I let the ferrets out of the cage before Pixel broke her teeth trying to get out or tore the cage to pieces.:rofl: They now think the pile of junk in the middle of the floor is a great new toy.

That cute li'l nose - :loveya:

Are they watching the show, too? :hi:

like they had been locked up all day and into everything. They are so not used to being locked up. They are also trying to squeeze under the closet door but so far none have made it, yet.

Now me, I am slow because this is just to good to only listen too, must watch. Keith does seem to be enjoying his news tonight.



Good example why my ferrets are not allowed in the closet.

Dissing "Operation Swarmer": "When you thought that the administration would go for subtlety instead of audacity."

Then the SOTU directly refuting himself! Oh, and Craig Crawford! :loveya:

:loveya:

I don't think I'm gonna pick my kids up tonight -- the show is too good!

Oh well...

Do they have legs? :)

That was great! Calling the admin on its bullshit "Operation Swarmer" which was much ado about nothing (except getting Shrubbie's numbers up).

:loveya: KO

:hi: Pats!

dg

What an uplifting night of news. :hi:

Good work, KO. :thumbsup:

LynneSin and Joan Alpern with their quail in New York.



And who the F does Bush think he's kidding? what a liar.

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::woohoo::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

Craig:loveya:Crawford

I don't believe I've said hi yet. I saw you've had a good couple of days. That's great. It helps to have as much love as possible. Now and always.

:hug:

What a kick ass show tonight! :loveya:

I'm gonna sit and watch it at 11, sans computer.

It's surprised me at how good I feel. I didn't expect that. Of course, I still have occasional moments, but it's bearable. And the love is everywhere! :hug::loveya:

Howdy Rev! :hi:

It's a bit surprising, but hey - I'll take it!

How are YOU doing tonight? :hug:

I'm taking charge of things. So that always makes you feel better.

and those moments come without warning and when you least expect it. :hug:

I still get those moments now and then, many years after my dad's death, but it was the first two weeks that were the toughest for me. After watching him go down and down for so long, losing him was almost a relief and it happened less painfully than I feared, which definitely made things more bearable.

I thought for a second there that shrubbie would be dumb enough to let slip how he really feels about the fundies----that they're all nut jobs!!

:banghead:

dg

"how many is an apocalypse?" :evilgrin:

I might laugh. Oh what the hell. :rofl:

dg

:puke:

Diebold.

"cheated". Covers both elections.

This happens EVERY FLIPPIN YEAR! :banghead:

but people in San Antonio do it every time as well. (and some of the ones who live to tell the tale bitch about the bill they get from Emergency Services :eyes: )

dg

When I'm Queen. Along with mandatory naps for everyone.

All people moving to Dallas will be given a 1 to 2 hour training on the metropolitan area. Not driving into high water will be covered in the curriculum, as will NOT driving on ice. I will also cover the names of all of the expressways, including the fact that REAL Dallasites still refer to the George Bush Turnpike as "One Ninety." And if you don't give people a little wave when they let you merge in to traffic, you get an automatic slap on the hand with an electric ruler. :rofl:

I usually assume that when the cars stalled out, the water wasn't so egregiously high, i.e., they drove into what they thought was a 4-inch puddle and it turned out to be an 8-incher and the wake stalled them out, they abandoned their cars, and the water rose. Otherwise... could there really be that many people who are driving into puddles they know are that deep? Or are they so dumb that they drive into puddles on roads they don't know and they really have no clue they're about to drive into two feet of water? Hello, if you can't see the curb it's not a good sign. :eyes:

really WAS new to the area -- she had just moved here last year from China. It's sad, really. I was joking about the "newcomer orientation" but maybe it's not a bad idea.

Back when I lived in Buffalo, we used to get flooding on Main Street --water main breaks, heavy rainstorms, etc. I was waiting at the bus stop shelter as the rain poured around it when this woman drove by with her kids, stopped at the light, and then comfortably drove past me.

After the bus picked me up, we hadn't driven more than a couple of blocks when we found the same woman, kids in tow, stalled in the water on Main Street, screaming hysterically at the top of her voice, "Get me out of here!" The bus driver, being a prince of a guy, picked up the whole carload, including one kid with chattering teeth.

I suspect that people think they can get through a flash flood unscathed.

Think she'll apply for the job?

And I said it before Keith did!

:banghead:

Nothing against football.

Like commissioner of Hockey, or something like that?

"The people at Fox News pretend to be journalists every day!" :rofl:

:rofl:

It's kind of hard for Faux to object to being called the 1984 Channel when crap like this happens.

dg

...Today's Worst Persons in the World!!

:rofl:

:hi: all. Been shopping for my son's birthday - sorry I'm late.

Happy Birthday, Ramzey! :party:

And, hi Lara! :hi:

Our honeymoon is the first week of April, so I'm getting a few things done before we leave - in less than two weeks! :bounce:

I don't remember if we had already discovered that.

I hope you and Gavin have a great time! I'm sure you will.

How you doing?

South Park makes fun of religion? They make fun of everything.

He had no trouble mocking everyone else's. :eyes:
I hate hypocrites.

So sad when people lose the ability to think for themselves. :eyes:

My cousin's daughter got involved with them. I wanted to slap her silly. She would go on & on about how no one respects the beliefs held by Scientologists & then turn around & disrespect the beliefs of Christians/Jews/Muslims/you name it. :grr:

Wanna really piss off a Scientologist? Tell 'em L. Ron is dead & has been for decades. :evilgrin:

dg

on edit: said cousin's daughter has since regained her sanity & is no longer affiliated with Scientology.

Thank God for the internets! :woohoo:

control they would kick Cruise out.

were way too big relative to the rest of her face. That was scary.

Did I mention that you are my fav? Don't tell the others. :evilgrin:

I was getting so worried if you were just being the "Texas Trollop" or the San Francisco Treat.



ding ding

:rofl:

Keith was amazing tonight. He is becoming more and more like his hero Edward R. Murrow every day. His talk with Craig Crawford 'who's he f'ing kidding' was music to my ears.

Ain't enough ooooooooooo's in smooooth for you KO.