Top Ten Conservative of the year: From my blog

From top down, these are the biggest sacks of human shit on the planet. . .the first annual "Modern Day Cynic's Top Conservative Idiots of the Year," listed in order from #10 to #1

Dishonorable Mention: Jim Robinson
The founder of FreeRepublic.com get an dishonorable mention nod for having a website that panders to the lowest dregs of society. . .where racism, hatred, anti-Semitism, bigotry, sexism, homophobiz, xenophobia, jingoism and intolerance are looked at as normal, all-American values! That wind tunnel of a website is proof that, at times, abortion should be retroactive. Way to go, Jim! You give the National Alliance and Hal Turner something to strive for.

#10: Michael Brown
Michael Brown is the infamous "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job" character who felt it was more important to give press conferences on how things were improving in New Orleans after Katrina, than actually doing anything to help the people suffering. Then, the bastard is thrown out (after two 30 day extentions) for being inept. When called before Congress, Brownie goes on the attack and defiantly asks the inquisitors in Congress "What more could I do?" How about your FUCKING job, you asshole? Instead of looking for suits, giving press conferences and telling your staff not to respond to emails because you need your dinner and sleep, you should have organized a response in the lead up to Katrina. The G-d damn storm could be seen from space, you idiot! Best of wishes in your "Catastrophe Response Business" venture. You'll know all about that. . .since you're a waking example of what a catastrophe is!

#9 Harriet Miers
Proof the Bush Administration hates law and justice, Bush's first nominee to replace retiring justice Sandra Day O'Connor, Harriet Miers, made Robert Bork look good, George Bush look intelligent and a Bulldog look attractive! Grossly unqualified and unintelligent, Miers was paraded around the country like the second coming of Jesus. Unfortunately, Bush's fascist conservative base hated her and Miers was soon shit canned into the file of the political never was, only to be replace by. . .

#8 Samuel Alito
Samuel Alito, even more proof that the Bush Administration hates American Freedoms. Samuel Alito sees no problem with:

1. warrantless police searches
2. strip searching children without just cause
3. indefinite detention of inmates without cause
4. conservative judicial activist where the right to choice is concerned
5. broad executive powers
6. presiding over cases where he has a conflict of interest.

Yes, this man makes Antonin Scalia look like Earl Warren! G-d help us if this sack of human shit makes it to the bench. Kiss America goodbye!!!

#7 James Dobson
The Freaky founder of the Focus on the Family bullshit believes it is a-okay for mothers and fathers to bathe with their teenage sons! If my parents did that, there would be SO much bloodshed as I would have probably thrown razor blades at them. . .but this freak believes parents should! What family is he focusing on, the Polanski family?

#6 I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby
Shit began to hit the fan for the Republicans as I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby was the first to be indicted in the Valerie Plame CIA Leak case. Libby was the Chief of Staff to Vice President Heart Condition before the indiction, meaning this leak by go higher. . ..hmm. Who's higher than the Vice President's Chief of Staff in that area of the Executive? Why, the Vice President! Wait for 2006. . .this will get much bigger. Rats like these sing like birds when faced with long prison sentences. The fact the leak happened in war time could be ruled as treason. Treason is punishable by death and is one of the two crimes mentioned in the Constitution. The other is piracy. Well, the Bush Cabal have stole three elections and illegal stolen a country through an illegal war! Could we. . .nah. . .when Alito is a Supreme Court Justice, Bush will have his rubber stamp!

#5 Randy "Duke" Cunningham
So, here's the scheme: Under new campaign finance laws, people can only give $1000 dollars. How do you get around it? Well, you have multiple properties. You sell one at an inflated price to a military contractor. Now, that military contractor has bought property, not given to a candidate. This ranged upwards of $900,000. The contractor then sold the property as fair market value! And, low and behold, the military contractor was award a rich contract that the Congressman had the authority to give! Sound unethical and illegal? It is, and Randy Cunningham wept as he announced his resignation from Congress and his appointment to a new position. . .convicted felon! Good ridance, asswipe! Say hello to Scooter for me!

#4 Tom Delay
And the hits keep coming! This sack of shit, the Bugman from Sugarland, Texas, is indicted on money laundering charges. His defense is simple. It's a two pronged attack!

1. I didn't do it because the law only applies to cash, not check!
2. A partisan Democrat, who has gone after 21 elected officials for political crimes (17 of them Democrats) is out to get me with the help of the liberal elites and the liberal media.

Excuse me for a second:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Okay. . .is he kidding me? Say hello to Scooter and the Duke for me!

#3 Bill Frist
More problems in the GOP. . .Bill Frist sold his shares in his family's corporation, HCA, just before sour earnings reports put the company in a tailspin! Sounds like insider trading to me, the exact same thing the GOP led Justice Department sent Martha Stewart to prison for! Frist claimed the "Blind Trust" argument, but that was quickly debunked. Then launched an offensive against the media. Frist has announced he is not seeking re-election so he can concentrate on running for president. I believe he's concentrating on a good SEC investigation defense when he goes on trial for stock fraud, insider trading and obstruction of justice. Say hello to the Hammer, the Duke and Scooter for me! In fact, maybe you four could start a barber shop quartet. . .call it the "Republicans Felons 4." Enjoiy prison!

#2 George Bush and Dick Cheney
Do I need to spend time talking about this? Let's just put it this way: Iraq, POW Torture and Spying on Americans. Enough said!

#1 John Gibson and Bill O'Reilly
How do you keep people's minds off the fact that the illegal war you support has destroyed a country, killed over 2300 Americans & over 30,000 Iraqis and the unconstitutional act of Spying on Americans? Declare there is a war on Christmas! John Gibson even wrote a book on it (don't bother. I read it. Cover to cover. Three words describe it: Mind Numbing Crap). Bill O'Reilly screaming on radio and television about it. He was so incensed that his own website had "Holiday gifts for good Fox News Viewers!" The White House sent out holiday cards and always wished people happy holidays! Hmmm. . .maybe this was a bunch of pandering bullshit. Or maybe it was just plain bullshit!

list? http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x5719547

Probably not.....

Thats the list of the people targeted in domestic spying.

Maybe I see this one the wrong way, but I think you wasted a number on this one.

I doubt she asked to be nominated, or even wanted the job. She was probably just a victim of *'s poor judgment, or more likely, lack of any judgment at all.

except for bad advice to * and what appears to be puppy love, she is probably mostly harmless.