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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 11:51 AM Original message |
Is DU creative enough to help? i need some good REPUBLICAN/ BUSH JOKES |
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Cleetus (405 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
1. no problem |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:01 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. several are really funny, thanks but which pie? |
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PurgedVoter (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
2. A deserter, a traitor and a war profiteer all walk into a bar, |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:34 PM Response to Reply #2 |
26. this one is better than many that I've given silly awards for and ALL ARE |
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Kikosexy2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
4. Joke of the day... |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:38 PM Response to Reply #4 |
28. anyone telling a joke that BAD get's the old yeller award for courage |
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Kikosexy2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 01:32 PM Response to Reply #28 |
34. In honor of .. |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 02:47 PM Response to Reply #34 |
40. I WAS GOING TO POST IT HERE BUT IT'S JUST TOO DARK FOR ALL THE JOKES |
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MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
5. Just take any ethnic slur joke and substitute "republican" |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:05 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. that's a good one! but not quite good enough for my esteemed award |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
6. How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:09 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. these are VERY good; here's the first award! |
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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:31 PM Response to Reply #10 |
24. Thank you for the award! |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 06:20 PM Response to Reply #24 |
47. you're welcome but you forgot to thank your agent. |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:06 PM Response to Original message |
8. Bush wakes up on Christmas eve and sees a ghost |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:13 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. LOL, we've got another winner! send Bushy-boy directions to Ford Theater |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:07 PM Response to Original message |
9. What's the difference between a porcupine and the RNC? |
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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 01:20 PM Response to Reply #9 |
31. That's my favorite one by far (so far) -- n/t |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
11. Republicans believe in a government just small enough... |
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Hoping4Change (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
13. Here's one. |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
14. Bush's Story of Tragedy |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:20 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. LOLOLOLOL we have another winner! too funny |
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tocqueville (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
15. George and the flatulent horse |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 12:18 AM Response to Reply #15 |
51. LOL a winner |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
16. I have never been able to figure out why Republicans hate gay people... |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:20 PM Response to Original message |
18. Here you go..... |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
19. Here's another.... |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
20. I KNOW that NONE of you have EVER heard THIS one... |
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Ladyhawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 12:15 PM Response to Reply #20 |
59. I was waiting for that. :) n/t |
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maxrandb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
21. Here's a couple |
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Renew Deal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:24 PM Response to Original message |
22. Look around in here |
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Minnesota_Lib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
23. Bush In Hell (my favorite) |
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tocqueville (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:36 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. Fishing Contest Between Kerry and Bush |
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Minnesota_Lib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 01:54 PM Response to Reply #27 |
36. LOL |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 05:11 PM Response to Reply #27 |
44. LOL an award for this funny one! |
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wordpix2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 02:22 PM Response to Reply #27 |
63. ahahahaha |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 03:23 PM Response to Reply #23 |
42. OMG too damn funny a TOP YELLOW DOG AWARD! |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 07:19 AM Response to Reply #23 |
52. lol, i like it too. here's your award |
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 12:39 PM Response to Reply #23 |
62. ROFLMFAO |
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Tiggeroshii (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
25. I've seena Brazillian lately... n/t |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 12:55 PM Response to Original message |
29. Don't Stink And Drive! |
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bumblebee1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
30. President Bush meets the Queen |
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Irreverend IX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 08:36 AM Response to Reply #30 |
55. I saw another version of that early into Shrub's administration... |
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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 01:22 PM Response to Original message |
32. A reality-based joke (with a Southern connection) |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 05:13 PM Response to Reply #32 |
45. LOL, are you sure bushy-boy didn't say that? |
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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 06:45 PM Response to Reply #45 |
48. It would be fully in keeping with Bushy-boy's character (or lack |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
33. Bush, Jerry Foulwill and Pat Robertson snuffed out in an accident |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 01:37 PM Response to Original message |
35. The "Terrorist Kidnappers Traffic Jam" joke: |
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Brigid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 02:11 PM Response to Reply #35 |
38. Does it make me a bad person . . . |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 02:50 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. see how sick I am? that's hilarious to me! lol |
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Brigid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
37. Bush was out jogging one day . . . |
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yellerpup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
39. A Katrina survivor ended up on a desert island with |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 05:02 PM Response to Original message |
43. George W Bush walks into a BAR... |
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BlueStorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
46. These are all good jokes... |
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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 06:46 PM Response to Reply #46 |
49. I forgot another great one -- W's response to Hurricane Katrina? |
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Jeffersons Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jun-02-06 06:59 PM Response to Reply #49 |
50. you know, that one REALLY does sound like something he'd say |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 07:33 AM Response to Original message |
53. Robot Bartender |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 07:36 AM Response to Original message |
54. Hu's on First (one of my favorites) |
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kiki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 12:03 PM Response to Reply #54 |
56. - "You and Hu's army?" n/t |
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kiki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
57. What's the difference... |
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kiki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
58. Why does Tucker Carlson wear a spotted bow tie? |
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kiki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
60. Clinton, the Pope and Fox News |
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-03-06 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
61. Kerry, Lieberman, and Bush die and go to heaven |
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