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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 12:00 PM
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This is WACK!! What cities got DHS money and their landmarks
Found this gem at DailyKos:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/6/2/9514/81859

Sorry, New York. The goal of the Department of Homeland Security is to protect our real national icons. Following is a partial roster of landmarks on the evildoers' hit list that need our full attention...and the amount allocated to protect them according to the latest DHS "Freedom Budget:"

Alexandria, Indiana: The World's Largest Ball of Paint ($12 million)

Niland, California: Salvation Mountain ($16 million)

Alamo Heights, Texas: Barney Smith's Toilet Seat Art Museum ($10 million)

Dedham, Massachusetts: The Museum of Bad Art ($31 million)

Key West, Florida: The Chicken Store ($7.5 million)

Alliance, Nebraska: Carhenge ($25 million)

And Soap Lake, Washington: The Giant Lava Lamp ($143 million)

Thank you, Secretary Chertoff, for seeing through the elitist city-slicker spin, and allocating America's resources where they'll protect our heritage. Nay...our legacy.

Cheers and Jeers starts in There's Moreville... RIGHTNOW!
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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 12:03 PM
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1. This is a joke, right?
Please tell me this is a joke.
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11cents Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 12:05 PM
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2. I hope you don't *really* need someone to tell you it's a joke.
I'd love to see a real accounting of how the money is being allocated and why it's going to particular states/localities, though.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 12:06 PM
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4. It was a joke?
We'll call me silly!
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BurgherHoldtheLies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 12:05 PM
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3. ARRRGGGGHHHH! This can't be effin true, can it?!?!?!?!
Toilet seats and carhenge vs. Grand Central Station and the Statue of Liberty.

:banghead::cry::banghead::cry:
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TriSec Donating Member (191 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 12:07 PM
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5. Now, now...
The Museum of Bad Art is hilarious....but the real reason Dedham got 31 mil is because that's where these guys are located.
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:09 PM
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9. Weren't Sacco and Vanzetti from there? About 90 years too late.
If they were guilty(?). But it's that idea of anarchy they want to protect us from.
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Geoff R. Casavant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 03:54 PM
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11. Exactly! Don't knock the MOBA!
I still get the giggles from just remembering "Sunday on the Pot with George."
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rman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 12:08 PM
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6. yes. it all makes sense now. nt
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 12:10 PM
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7. They need to teach sarchasm, and satire, in high school...
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 12:11 PM
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8. ive never heard of the Chicken Store in Key West
Edited on Fri Jun-02-06 12:11 PM by LSK
And ive been there numerous times. At least name something legit like the Hemmingway House or Mallory Square.

This bill was written completely by lobbyists and special interests. ITS SO OBVIOUS.
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Avalux Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:15 PM
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10. Alamo Heights is a suburb of San Antonio -
Edited on Fri Jun-02-06 01:17 PM by sparosnare
I used to live in the neighborhood and occasionally hang out there. I can honestly say I've never seen or heard of Barney Smith's Toilet Seat Art Museum.

:wtf:

On edit - it does exist, here's a website complete with pics:

http://www.unusualmuseums.org/toilet/
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