LOL...Aravosis declares war on war on gay marriage

(John Aravosis is one of my all-time heroes. Just noticed the following on his site:)


A little birdie tells that a top deputy in the White House is a big fag. I'm just curious if he's going to be attending the big gay-bashing ceremony that Bush is having at the White House on Monday with all the far-right hate groups.

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Next week, I think we really need to start asking how marriage protection is going in the House and Senate as well. After all, we wouldn't want any Senator or Congressmen who have committed adultery, are committing adultery, or ever will commit adultery voting in favor of "protecting marriage" when they refuse to protect it at home. That would be a travesty that no good American could accept.

It would also be a sin, and against procreation, if any member of Congress or White House staffer engaged in sodomy of any kind (that includes heterosexual oral sex). Not only are such sex acts sinful, but they don't promote procreation, the disgust for such sexual acts is part of the basis for the "marriage protection" movement. So, I really think we need to start asking our Senators and Congressmen, and the White House staff and Cabinet, if they've ever had oral or anal sex, whether they're currently having oral or anal sex, and whether they inted to ever have oral or anal sex (whether inside or outside of marriage).

And if you think I'm joking, just wait until Monday. Congress is going to be some very interesting phone calls, and we're going to keep a list of their answers. George Bush and the Republicans in Congress want to have an open debate about the morality of our sex lives, come Monday we start having an open debate about theirs.

http://americablog.blogspot.com/2006/06/speaking-of-marriage-protection-monday.html

Don't even know if he knows for sure...but, his little birdie seems to know something. I thought his phone call campaign with the pointed questions was brilliant.

I mean, he HAS dated the designated GOP beard, Bo Derek, after all!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo_Derek

She is a conservative Republican who supported George H.W. Bush and campaigned for his son, George W. Bush in 2000 and 2004, and she appeared at both Republican conventions.<1> Derek also appeared at public events with conservative Republican and supporter of traditional values, Congressman David Dreier of Southern California <2>. It is rumored that Derek has dated both Drier and White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten. When asked about the nature of their relationship on the April 30, 2006 edition of Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace, Bolten was evasive, identifying Derek merely as a "friend" and as a "strong supporter of the President." According to Wallace, when President Bush heard of their rumored relationship Bush teased Bolten that together he and Derek were a "15."

He's over at GOP HQ, and is chair of the RNC.

till Monday. This is going to be wonderful!

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