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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:02 PM
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How *shocking* that the Chimp is rumored to be snogging around
When he's supposed to be upholding the "Sanctity of Marriage"

:wow: Whatever shall we tell the children?!?111

Spread it far. Spread it wide. Discuss.

:popcorn:
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Notoverit Donating Member (302 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:05 PM
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1. I find this very threatening to my marriage. Both the Condi affair and the
impending divorce. Tonight, I'll tell the children all that.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:06 PM
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4. Absolutely...
Men and women all over the country will think if it's good enough behavior for the POTUS, well, it must be good enough for us! It must be a respected practice!
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 03:37 AM
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52. agreed. if I was married, I would get a divorce. truly.
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:05 PM
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2. BushCo... bringing honor and pride back to the WH
Wouldn't surprise me in the least... this idiot has done more to sully the office of POTUS than all his predecessors combined.

Karma happens:)
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:06 PM
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3. I wold like this relationship to bear fruit
I want to see a live Alfred E. Newman
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:07 PM
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5. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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earth mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:40 PM
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26. OMG-ROFLMAO!
:rofl:
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TexasLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 02:11 PM
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35. someone owes me a new keyboard!!!
:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl:
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 03:40 PM
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38. That would SO happen
Muhwahahahahahahahaw
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:17 PM
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56. I'm CRYING I'm laughing so hard!!
..........

:rofl:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:08 PM
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6. Spread it far, spread it wide...
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:12 PM
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7. eeeeewwwwwwwwww!
no visuals please. It skeeves me!
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partylessinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:14 PM
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10. Gawd, she looks like she is in heaven AND
orgasming at the same time.

How could * kiss that ugly black Olive Oyl?
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bleever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 10:02 PM
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46. Actually, you can use this photo like a Mad Fold-In
(put in your own dotted A line and B line in the right places) and get the graphic in burythehatchet's #3 response.
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:12 PM
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8. I sent an e-mail to all my freeper friends
I am awaiting replies. Bwahahaha!!! :evilgrin: :evilgrin:
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LibDemAlways Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:16 PM
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13. They'll probably reply that if true, he's just
upholding an honorable GOP tradition, following in the footsteps of Strom Thurmond. And wasn't Laura raised in a Democratic household? That's reason enough to be unfaithful.
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:13 PM
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9. So.,...about these rumors...
...are they substantiated rumors? Speculation?

Any MSM outlet reporting anything?

I've seen that the tabloids are saying that Laura moved out. Anyone else, besides the tabloids, saying it too?
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:20 PM
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18. dunno, but.........
<donning my phoney outrage hat once worn by a good christian woman who was shocked by the allegations that the Clenis got serviced on the WH....*pant-pant*>

If it IS true...my heavens! How will we explain this adulterous behavior to our wee little precious children!?!11111

I mean afterall, the president DID just say on the radio that marriage is a sacred thing, right?!?!
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AllNamesHaveBeenUsed Donating Member (140 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:04 PM
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54. Perhaps...
Perhaps folks should wait for a little substantiation before getting all giddy. Remember "Rove indicted within 24-business hours" and "Jesse MacBeth."
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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:15 PM
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11. What can I say
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Phrogman Donating Member (940 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:54 PM
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53. Jungle Fever LOL!
Sorry, but that movie comes to mind everytime I think of these 2 in action.
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:16 PM
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12. K&R
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NightOwwl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:17 PM
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14. Ahh...to be young and in love again...
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roody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:18 PM
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15. Is Kindasleazy anorexic? That is not healthy.
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:18 PM
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16. Where's the rumor?
I've been away.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:20 PM
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17. This is just rumor. Where is the solid truth?
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:23 PM
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19. well, if it IS true...........
How embarrassing it would be. The president just defended the sanctity of marriage on the radio.

If he were having an affair, why that would be HORRIBLE!!111
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:39 PM
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25. Front page news in supermarkets everywhere!
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 03:41 PM
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39. Would you settle for a flaccid noodle of truth
Propped up with a popsicle stick and viagra?
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:24 PM
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20. Defend your own marriage bushboy.
Edited on Sat Jun-03-06 01:29 PM by Warren Stupidity
K&R who cares if it is true or not.
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:27 PM
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21. Gee! What will the folks in Crawford say?
I've been there, and it's pretty redneck. Dubya could awaken in the middle of the night to find a cross burning on his lawn.
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:30 PM
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22. A shockingly disgraceful display of immorality
How dare they run on morals or ethics.

Its the height of hypocrisy . The bottom feeding repukes are nothing, if not true physcopathic liars and thieves.

Id bet my ass they did it in that honored Oval Office and oh how the right was outraged that Clinton had an affair. Now we get nothing from the party of immorality .
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G2099 Donating Member (500 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:33 PM
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23.  Laura Catches George With Condi - Moves To Hotel?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1343413
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acmavm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:34 PM
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24. Pickles is gonna kick some ass. She looks like a hefty bag, Condi
better steer clear. She snap her like a wishbone.
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:46 PM
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29. Say hello
to our new Mrs. President Condi.
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SeaBob Donating Member (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:41 PM
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27. SNOGGING
whats snogging?
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:42 PM
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28. screwing.....
doing the horizontal mambo
playing hide the sausage
fornication


I'll think of some others....
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grasswire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 12:05 AM
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50. riding the baloney pony
taking the tugboat to tuna town


(Sorry for the vulgarities -- they are the actual outtakes from Grumpy Old Men. There are more, but can't remember them.)
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Warren Stupidity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:56 PM
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30. its british slang
popularized by Bridget Jone's Diary
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GCP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 03:46 PM
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40. Snogging is deep kissing
British
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 03:47 PM
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41. well they could technically be doing that too.
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:12 PM
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55. I hadn't heard the term either...
:rofl:
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earth mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:57 PM
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31. A woman scorned...
WOW-imagine the kind of damage Laura could do to the Wenis politically if she wants to! :wow:

Lookin forward to it! :woohoo:
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 02:03 PM
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34. "The Wenis"......
Edited on Sat Jun-03-06 02:26 PM by libnnc
Official credit goes to TheGoldenRule.

:patriot:

ed to add it's actually buddyhollysghost who gets the cred.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 01:59 PM
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32. JERRY-JERRY-JERRY !!!!!!!!
Edited on Sat Jun-03-06 02:02 PM by madrchsod
i see them now on jerry...condo and george professing their love and jerry turns and say`s "let`s bring her out!"--laura comes running out and starts wailing on condo...clothes flying and the juicy bit`s censored out! they go back to their corners and wait for the bell to sound....i can see it now!!! JERRY-JERRY-JERRY!!!!

texas trailer trash.....
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951-Riverside Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 02:00 PM
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33. I thought what the president does in private is non of our business
Personally I think we should know if the president is getting a blow job, doing blow or starting wars while on blow. *sniff* *sniff* ...d-d-d-don't do it.
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 03:29 PM
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36. What do coke and vodka do to the male libido?
Just wondering.
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 03:35 PM
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37. I was wondering that myself
Then I was too nauseated to keep thinking about it.

Julie
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gordianot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 09:17 PM
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42. Seems to me it depends on which type of coke.
It's a hell of a drug.
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chrisbur Donating Member (161 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 09:50 PM
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43. He better not come down for this!
He needs to stick around to do a lot more real damage so that lessons are learned and we may be rid of regressivism forever. It's a very fine balance you see. We're not nearly done.
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 09:53 PM
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44. Bush could have sex with Rice on his desk- on camera and
the media would shrug at the images and say he'd just tripped.
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DesertRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 10:01 PM
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45. OMG, now I have that hideous visual in my head
:puke:
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 10:27 PM
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47. yeah -- suddenly I don't feel like having dinner anymore
Or breakfast tomorrow, or lunch ... guess I won't need to stock up on groceries this weekend.
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-03-06 11:05 PM
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48. "I'm here ta.... ta practise m' LOVE with ya, Condi!"
Hehehehehe
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 12:01 AM
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49. 5 to 3 they're doing the nasty on a semi-daily basis.
How either of them can stand it is another story.
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LouisianaLiberal Donating Member (848 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 12:29 AM
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51. I demand an immediate investigation!
Appoint a special prosecutor with unlimited subpoena power and funding! The more partisan the better! The prosecutor should have the authority to sniff out ANY past indiscretion committed by ANY of the accused's blood relations! :sarcasm:
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janx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:30 PM
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57. Crying with joy...
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libnnc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 02:07 PM
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58. just a little kick.......
:yoiks:
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