* chatters at the Steelers:

Joey Porter Manages Not To Kill And Eat The President

“I want to — look, I was a Texas Cowboy fan, you know. (Laughter.) Dallas Cowboy fan — and — yes, I know, I know.”

“So he (Steelers owner Dan Rooney) took my phone call after about three hours of sleep. And he was a gentleman then, when I apologized for waking him up; he’s a gentleman today. Again, I want to publicly apologize — (laughter) — for routing you out of your sack.”

“I appreciate Hines Ward, Super Bowl MVP, who traveled to his mother’s home country of South Korea to inspire children of multiracial backgrounds speak out against discrimination. I thought that was an act of — (applause.)”

So, in summary, he’s unaware of the name of his favorite team, he messed with Dan Rooney’s sack, and was applauded for not finishing a sentence. Pretty standard, really.