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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:01 PM
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Time to play "What is in *'s pocket?" - pics
A wrench?





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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:06 PM
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1. It's the money he stole
from the collection basket.

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:06 PM
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2. A dead trout?


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Mr_Spock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:18 PM
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13. Of course
It was obvious once you pointed it out.
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:52 PM
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28. A perch is more likely.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:10 PM
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3. .380
And in the other pocket he has his one bullet.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:02 PM
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31. Anyone who can fit a Barney Fife reference in so seamlessly...
...is all right in my book.

:rofl:
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:10 PM
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4. Note that these are pictures that do not show
their left hands well enough to see the ring fingers.
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FogerRox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:16 PM
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10. LOL, yeah the rings...............
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:13 PM
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5. The remote control for terra alerts
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:13 PM
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6. Condi's panties?
:hide:
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spindrifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:17 PM
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11. More likely the chastity belt--
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deminks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:13 PM
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7. The offering envelope?
Smirky forgot to put it in the collection plate again. Either that or he helped himself as the plate went around.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:14 PM
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8. A roll of quarters in a sock.
For beating transients with. :D
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Lefty-Taylor Donating Member (310 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:18 PM
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12. A audio machine with a wire attached to his brain to get "words of wisdom"
Edited on Sun Jun-04-06 06:19 PM by Lefty-Taylor
from Rove -- ala The Bulge during the debates -- or Condi's panties.

edit -- AN audio machine
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:24 PM
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19. A bag of peaunts to throw at other parishioners.
In case Lil Lord Pissypants gets bored.
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:15 PM
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9. Probably a coincidence, but the outline in the first pic
Looks just like a pistol.
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:27 PM
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20. My thought as well
though I wonder if the SS would let him go armed....
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WhiteTara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:33 PM
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23. And he needs a gun in church because?
He thinks God has been yelling at him lately and he needs to protect himself?
It does indeed look like a hand gun. I'm sure it is a "coincidence"...nothing to see here folks, move on.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:17 PM
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36. maybe it's Saddam's!
Apparently he is VERY fond of that little keepsake.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:18 PM
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14. Something to play with during the services.
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teamster633 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:20 PM
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15. A strap-on.
Condiliar's giving him a lesson in Foreign Relations after he loses Laura in the church parking lot.
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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:21 PM
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16. Biggest perch in the pond?
Or the biggest perch in all history? :blush:
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:22 PM
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17. A yamaka and rosary beads
covering the bases of all his voices.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:23 PM
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18. The leash and collar Cheney puts on him as soon as the cameras are off.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:28 PM
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21. Condi's "hello kitty" vibrator


He likes to heat up the rice before he eats.



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teamster633 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:31 PM
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22. That is SO wrong...giggle.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:39 PM
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25. Shhh!
Edited on Sun Jun-04-06 06:40 PM by Botany
I won't tell if you won't.

Actually I did not think that these really existed until some women showed me. :rofl: :blush:
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:44 PM
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26. Do I know them?
:hi:
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lyonn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:37 PM
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24. Saddam's pistol.
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vixengrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 06:47 PM
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27. A rocket?
(Actually, I think his suit is just pooched up from his arm being raised in that curiously child-like, spread-fingered wave of his. The pooching may be because I think he's had to have his tailor "let things out" a bit. Or he's smuggling a cheesesteak. Mmmmm, cheesesteak.)
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1620rock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:00 PM
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29. It's obviously a flask.
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LoKnLoD Donating Member (923 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:31 PM
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34. Ditto
That's what I'm seeing.
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:01 PM
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30. Nothing but a receipt for his cheap baggy wrinkled suit so he can
return it and get his 100 bucks back!
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:07 PM
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32. Ooooh General...
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benddem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:22 PM
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33. 1/2 of a Peanut Butter Jelly sandwich
did that "god fearing man"??? really go to church today? It's been a while.
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 07:36 PM
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35. Butt plug
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:21 PM
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37. Candy he stole from a baby?
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Buck Laser Donating Member (566 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 10:31 PM
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38. A dildo?
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 10:35 PM
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39. glasses, non-prescription he wears cuz they make him look smart!
too bad they couldn't actually make him smart.
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 10:38 PM
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40. Exrtra Depends. n/t
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earth mom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 11:04 PM
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41. A gun. No doubt. eom
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 11:59 PM
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42. Diebold remote control (nt)
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 12:10 AM
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43. It's the ubiquitous "box".






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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 01:13 AM
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44. The "football." The twerp carries our fate stuffed in his pocket.
Or, maybe he didn't take the time to have his radio receiver strapped on his back so he just put it in his pocket. It's hard to predict when someone might ask him a question- have to be prepared.
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