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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 07:16 AM
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By Biblical law, Adulterers are stoned to death, Let's go after them HARD!
Edited on Mon Jun-05-06 07:17 AM by Philosoraptor
http://www.bible.ca/s-adultery.htm

I propose making America Officially Christian, and biblical law will be enforced with great prejudice. Adultery will be banned by Constitutional Amendment, and violators will be stoned to death, particularly the vessels of temptation, women.

Then the Homosexuals will be stoned to death as well, as they offendeth the eyes of the Lord God.

Then non believers will be stoned to death of course, in fact, we will not feel so all alone, cause EVERYBODY must get stoned.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 07:23 AM
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1. you realize that there is more adultery and wife beating in red states?
golly.
Pass the popcorn, please.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 07:26 AM
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2. Will we import the stones from China?
:o
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 08:42 AM
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8. At first I thought you meant the Rolling Stones.
They played there recently.
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Jon8503 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 07:30 AM
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3. Hey, make sure we go after the adulterers first, because you
might get so many right-wing fundamenalist christians, we might not have to keep going. Remember how many of them got exposed when they were going after President Clinton.

I especially will always remember the congressman from down south who stood up for so long as a family values man and anti-abortion and it was exposed that he had paid for his girlfriend or mistress to have an abortion.
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 08:44 AM
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10. Ah you do realize that only women were stoned for adultry in the bible?
So if that were come to pass guess who would get stoned and who would be the stoners. Dang, sounds like a drug party, I guess religion is addictive after all.
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 08:47 AM
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11. Yes, vessels of temptation those harlots and whores.
They must be punished for their sexiness and their power to make men sin.
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Jon8503 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 12:59 PM
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16. Ok, guess that wouldn't work would it. N/T
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Dufaeth Donating Member (764 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 07:54 AM
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4. What could be more of a threat to marriage?
.
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 08:40 AM
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6. If you fail to see the horrific societal harm caused by 2 gays in privacy
of their own home, then obviously you fail to see the harm caused by allowing Huck Finn and Harry Potter in public libararies.

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DianaForRussFeingold Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 09:15 AM
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13. Divorce' What could be more of a threat to marriage?
:hi:If strengthening the traditional family and defending marriage is really the top priority. What is the leading threat to marriage in the United States?:think: Dubya :crazy:
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Benhurst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 08:37 AM
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5. Personally I find other abominations more disturbing.
Those who wear mixed fibers should be first on the list to be stoned, followed by shellfish eaters.

PTL! and pass the stones!
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Philosoraptor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 08:41 AM
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7. Those who labor on Sunday must be smitten as they are an abomination
Unto God.
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mrcheerful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 11:32 AM
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14. actually thats anyone that works on sundays that don't serve the religious
another words shop clerks servants and gas station workers must work on the Sabbath as long as it benefits the god fearing.
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Toots Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 08:43 AM
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9. They'll stone you when you're driving in your car, They'll stone you when
"Everybody must get stoned" B Dylan
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 09:10 AM
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12. Whack a sinner:


Whacking sinners for two millenia. Made in China.
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 11:35 AM
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15. Not a good idea. The first they'll stone will be Clinton
Newt will be curiously absent somewhere in New Hampshire.
Rudy will be previously engaged in Florida or California.
GHW Bush will just be ignored.
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