Damn! Everywhere I look I see married gays & flag burning Mexicans!

Philosoraptor

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:04 PM
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Damn! Everywhere I look I see married gays & flag burning Mexicans!

I think I'd feel a lot safer if Osama bin Laden was behind bars, but I live in constant fear of bomb wielding Mexicans and that lesbian couple across the street with the two kids, and when will someone finally do something about all this rampant flag burning on every street corner?

You can't even walk down the street in my neighborhood without tripping over illegal immigrants and dodging burning remnants of old glory and being constantly accosted by marriage proposals from my own sex!

It's hard out here for a freep.

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uppityperson

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:05 PM
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1. It's ok, just get into your Hummer and drive away

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xchrom

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:06 PM
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2. try living in mexifornia -- you'd see gay flag burning mexicans.

not only that -- but they look good while they burn it!

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BR_Parkway

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:09 PM
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gay flags? All stripe couples vs all stars?

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xchrom

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:12 PM
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shoot -- those good looking mexifornian gays burn ALL

kindsa flags!

they get the music all cranked up -- start dancin an sweatin -- and next thing you know -- there goes a flag -- poof -- all up in flames.

and i'm tellin ya they're lookin good on our tax dollars!

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Kurovski

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:09 PM
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3. What's happened to America?

Edited on Mon Jun-05-06 04:16 PM by Kurovski

I'll never rest until no one can safely burn a flag or wed a fag, and The Constitution properly reflects my personal insecurities.

Say, if you're a guy...wanna get married? :evilgrin: You're the second man I've asked in 24 hours.

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Fleshdancer

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:12 PM
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4. I see it too! and it makes me want to go out and abort fetuses

but since I'm not pregnant, I now have to go out and have random sex orgies in hopes of getting knocked up. It's all so exhausting. Damn those bomb weilding illegal lesbian immigrants! grrrrrr

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StellaBlue

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:33 PM
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6. Bwhahaha, That just made me laugh REALLY loud.

Thanks.

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kahleefornia

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:33 PM
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5. THEM

THEY are everywhere lately. i don't like THEM because THEY are not like me. Or shoud I say, THEY are not like US. I think THEY are lazy, stupid, and strange. THOSE people should have their own place to live, or if not, THEY need to start acting and looking like US, because THEY make ME uncomfortable.

Why can't WE all just get along??

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Philosoraptor

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:43 PM
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8. Can't they just take THEM all and put THEM someplace?

Behind some border or in some concentrated area with a barbed wire fence? Just asking.

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BlooInBloo

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:33 PM
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7. And big CLENISes! YYeeeaaaGGHHHH!!!

:rofl:

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Philosoraptor

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Mon Jun-05-06 04:45 PM
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9. Shouldn't America have ASBESTOS FLAGS?

That would solve at least one of the greatest threats to our nation.

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