Shouldn't fundies celebrate "conception day" instead of Birthday?

rurallib

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Mon Jun-05-06 05:55 PM
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Shouldn't fundies celebrate "conception day" instead of Birthday?

Just asking. Instead of stories of ripping to the hospital, there could be tales of a good screw, followed by some wine. Maybe some pics of the scoring sperm.
Could be a new fad. Jump on early.

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stepnw1f

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Mon Jun-05-06 06:00 PM
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1. I'm a Mass Murder Then

for maturbating.

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David__77

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Mon Jun-05-06 06:08 PM
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2. Also, shouldn't Catholic priests baptize fetuses?

I mean, otherwise, these "lifes from the moment of conception" will go straight to purgatory in the event of miscarriage. I guess you better keep a priest handy in the bedroom.

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HockeyMom

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Mon Jun-05-06 06:26 PM
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7. or more appropriately,

the bathroom. Bless every menstrual period. Who knows? There might be a dead fertilized egg in there.

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dsc

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Mon Jun-05-06 06:10 PM
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3. The Chinese actually do celebrate the anniversary of conception

not birth.

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OPERATIONMINDCRIME

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Mon Jun-05-06 06:11 PM
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4. I'll Be Damned If I Could Figure Out The Point Of This.

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rurallib

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Mon Jun-05-06 06:23 PM
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6. A thought just crossed my mind while reading another thread

and decided this might be a fun discussion. Thread concerned potential births on 6/6/06. By fundie defs the life actually began last September. So why should they worry?
BTW I was born on Sept.24. That makes me a Chistmas present.

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OPERATIONMINDCRIME

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Mon Jun-05-06 07:20 PM
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9. Ahhhhh Gotcha. I Was Born On Friday The 13th.

Edited on Mon Jun-05-06 07:20 PM by OPERATIONMINDCRIME

That makes me an unlucky fucker who invites evil, or something. :)

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Sapere aude

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Mon Jun-05-06 06:17 PM
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5. They should hold a funeral everytime a couple million spern die.

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DBoon

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Mon Jun-05-06 07:13 PM
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8. but when they celebrate a kid's "conception day"

they would have to talk about the whole sex thing.

They couldn't handle talking about sex as a normal healthy human activity. They avoid it as much as possible.

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