In Defense of Federal Patriarchy Amendment - H.J. Res. 666

Federal Patriarchy Amendment - H.J. Res. 666

Defines patriarchy as authority of man (and woman only as conferred upon by patriarch)

IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

JOINT RESOLUTION Proposing an amendment to the Constitution of the United States relating to patriarchy.

Resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled (two-thirds of each House concurring therein), That the following article is proposed as an amendment to the Constitution of the United States, which shall be valid to all intents and purposes as part of the Constitution when ratified by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years after the date of its submission for ratification:

"Article --

"SECTION 1. Patriarchy in the United States shall consist only of the authority of a man and not of a woman, unless such authority is delegated to same. Neither this Constitution or the constitution of any State, nor state or federal law, shall be construed to require that patriarchal authority status or the legal incidents thereof be conferred upon unmarried couples or groups."


Benefits of the Federal Patriarchy Amendment:

Maintains male patriarchal status quo at national, state, local and individual level

Supports “Might Makes Right-- Or Else” national foreign policy

Enables the rampant bullyistic power of “Free Markets-- or Else” corporate crony capitalism

Ensures sanctity of annual Super Bowl Halftime Show (and lucrative commercial endorsements)

Reinforces Dominator model of raping Planet Earth for the Dominion (and obscene profits) of the MegaRich

Provides permanent weapons of mass distraction wedge issues: Abortion, Gay Marriage, Contraception, Church Authority

Dominates public masses bullied numb into submission

Identifies male power and authority with God-- and God’s power and authority with males

Leaves the toilet seat up

It would be overturned faster than prohibition.

Yep that what gives men/males/guys/dudes the power.

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whatever durn direction yer goin is the RIGHT one!!!!!!

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YOU CONNECTED THE DOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 This is HUGH111111111

:bounce: :wow: :bounce:


Now will people quit pretending this is about GAY SEX? :yoiks:

It's already reality.

It's really about enforcing the "traditional marriage" male/female couple power relationship and patriarchal authority.



(how you doin tonight, been enjoying your energetic OPs lately) :hi:

Present reality codified into law.
That'll take care of those pesky civil rights once and for all.

Resolution 666

:nuke:

sadly reduced to just one dog


but I always leave the toilet seat down. Once when I rented a room, I had some male roommates, and, since I have a habit of not turning on lights, I just about fell into the toilet one night.

Or are we already there? :hurts:

Being shat on by the Alpha Dogs of Bushco.


Here's to new days, hfojvt :spray: :toast: