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Halliburton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 11:58 AM Original message |
BREAKING: SANTORUM TRYING TO BAN MASTURBATION, ORAL SEX |
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personman (959 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
1. Whack it fer freedom! n/t |
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WhoWantsToBeOccupied (413 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:27 PM Response to Reply #1 |
43. I thought they hated us for our freedom |
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Mabus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:34 PM Response to Reply #43 |
48. nah, just our pursuit of happiness |
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corkhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:49 PM Response to Reply #1 |
58. They'll take away my self pleasure when they pry me from my cold dead hand |
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Chiyo-chichi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:12 PM Response to Reply #58 |
68. LOL |
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helderheid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:38 PM Response to Reply #58 |
78. LMAO!! |
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Tin Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:49 PM Response to Reply #58 |
83. Bahawaha - good one! |
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adwon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:54 PM Response to Reply #1 |
93. Stroke a blow for liberty! |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
2. Lil ricky is protesting waaaay too much! |
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RedStateShame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:10 PM Response to Reply #2 |
14. By his own rules, I don't think Santorum is allowed to go fuck himself |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:15 PM Response to Reply #14 |
69. Would that be man-on-dog? |
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long_green (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:19 PM Response to Reply #2 |
95. Bill Hicks said it (about others)... |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
3. Surely, you're not surprised. |
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BOSSHOG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:03 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. And his pandering is political masturbation right on the floor of |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:08 PM Response to Reply #5 |
12. Good description. |
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nolies32fouettes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:16 PM Response to Reply #3 |
25. Pandering but also he's wacko! It's not unusual for him 2b outrageous |
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Bluzmann57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
4. When I first saw your subject line, I thought it was a joke |
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rustydog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
6. Don't you hate it when an addict tries to force his new found |
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Digit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
7. Not exactly a stroke of genius on his part n/t |
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badgerpup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:06 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Huh huh...you said 'stroke'...huh huh...huh huh... |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
8. Either could have prevented him from being conceived - too bad. |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:05 PM Response to Original message |
9. That small-government conservative wants the feds to ban masturbation? |
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ItsTheMediaStupid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:11 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. Small government featuring a small camera in your bedroom |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:11 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. That really would be funny if they really ever beleived |
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BR_Parkway (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:26 PM Response to Reply #9 |
40. So would 14 year olds be tried as adults or children? |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:52 PM Response to Reply #40 |
61. would serial masturbators be put in solitary confinement? |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:54 PM Response to Reply #61 |
63. No, "3 Strokes." |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:04 PM Response to Reply #63 |
65. Can you imagine the fate of someone who is in prison for masturbating? |
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RandomKoolzip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:41 PM Response to Reply #65 |
80. Put him in a place where there's nothing to do BUT masturbate all day? |
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The_Warmth (241 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 07:47 PM Response to Reply #65 |
116. LOL |
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Burried News (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #61 |
76. Funny. |
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Iniquitous Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 11:41 PM Response to Reply #9 |
146. Conservatives want small government if they agree with you. |
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FreakinDJ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
11. Too Funny |
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ItsTheMediaStupid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
13. Operation Infinite Purity |
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karlrschneider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:46 PM Response to Reply #13 |
57. Ah, Landoverbaptist....gotta love 'em! |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:35 PM Response to Reply #13 |
75. They're funny 'cause they're true... |
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klook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 12:09 PM Response to Reply #75 |
143. No more hairy palms! |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:11 PM Response to Original message |
17. oh boy, these are just so stuck on sex |
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Junkdrawer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
18. Branching out from "man on dog" outrage I see... |
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OhioChick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
19. What a ridiculous POS n/t |
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elehhhhna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
20. uh oh. No mention of Box turtles? |
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npincus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
21. tell him not to talk with his mouth full |
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ThomCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:15 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. I think he deludes himself that he's a 'Top.' |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
22. My god, what kind of repressed childhood did this man live? |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:22 PM Response to Reply #22 |
36. Or he had beatnik parents like Ned Flanders did |
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rkc3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:39 PM Response to Reply #22 |
51. Repressed childhood? |
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Why Syzygy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:45 PM Response to Reply #22 |
56. I think Scalia got off when he wrote this decision > |
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Burried News (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:43 PM Response to Reply #22 |
81. How long before exubberant drumming will be banned? |
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immoderate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 09:13 PM Response to Reply #22 |
121. Remember the dead fetus. |
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klook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 12:21 PM Response to Reply #121 |
144. Good God, this is for real. |
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immoderate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 06:53 PM Response to Reply #144 |
145. Hard to beat Santorum at that game. |
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WillyT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
24. In That Order ??? |
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Tom Joad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:16 PM Response to Original message |
26. Ricky will be replaced by someone who only wants to limit women's |
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WI_DEM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
27. Just because he can't get any he wants to spoil the fun for everyone else |
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Junkdrawer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
28. Google "Santorum definition"... |
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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
29. Excellent... He's Toast! (nt) |
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Az_lefty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
30. Why are RW wacko's so obsessed with sex? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:20 PM Response to Reply #30 |
31. Because they probably aren't getting any |
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DoYouEverWonder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:22 PM Response to Reply #31 |
35. This thread definitely needs more cowbell |
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Burried News (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:45 PM Response to Reply #31 |
82. Sure they're all his are you? |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:56 PM Response to Reply #30 |
64. IMO... |
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dogday (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
32. RW or not, I think there will be plenty of |
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spuddonna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
33. New theme song for Ricky's campaign: The Stroke by Billy Squier |
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LuckyLib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:32 PM Response to Reply #33 |
96. Or how 'bout "Touch Me in the Morning." |
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spuddonna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:46 PM Response to Reply #96 |
99. LOL! That's a good one too! :) n/t |
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greiner3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 06:22 PM Response to Reply #99 |
110. Then there's always the all-time; |
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ldf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 08:23 PM Response to Reply #110 |
119. or the TUBES |
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spuddonna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 12:51 AM Response to Reply #119 |
133. Or the Safety Dance by Men Without Hats! |
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eviltwin2525 (269 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 09:05 PM Response to Reply #33 |
120. everybody Wang Chung tonight! |
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spuddonna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 12:21 AM Response to Reply #120 |
132. LOL! It's like the 80's dance floor! |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
34. What a moron. Thank goodness he's not from a Southern state. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:24 PM Response to Reply #34 |
38. Actually, you're very wrong there!!! |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:30 PM Response to Reply #38 |
46. Arrggghhh! I may have to resign from DU or something. nt |
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OneBlueSky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
37. by 2010, all Americans age 10 and older will have subcutaneous . . . |
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ixion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:50 PM Response to Reply #37 |
59. the cacophony from the arousal alarms would be deafening |
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Brazenly Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
39. There aren't enough sex cops in America to enforce that law |
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ComerPerro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:53 PM Response to Reply #39 |
62. FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:27 PM Response to Reply #62 |
72. LOL |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 11:13 PM Response to Reply #39 |
127. Not to mentionall t he 30 year old single repukes! |
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jillan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
41. Maybe lil Ricky can get the NSA to put |
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AnarchoFreeThinker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
42. damn. I enjoy both those things. |
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WillyT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:32 PM Response to Reply #42 |
47. Hey Man... The First Time I Had Sex... I Was So Scared... |
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long_green (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:16 PM Response to Reply #47 |
94. I too, was self-abused as a child |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 06:38 PM Response to Reply #47 |
111. When it comes to sex, I hold my own |
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kwolf68 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
44. I think Im voting for Santorum |
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rman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
45. mandatory Orwell "1984" quote: |
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file83 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 02:10 AM Response to Reply #45 |
135. Very appropriate, rman. |
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lildreamer316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
49. Okay. That's it. I'm done. |
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Minnesota_Lib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
50. Without mutual masterbation, all discourse among the right would cease. |
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kwolf68 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
52. Where can you get official transcripts |
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LibertyLover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:54 PM Response to Reply #52 |
84. Official transcripts |
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kwolf68 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 04:48 PM Response to Reply #84 |
103. Thanks. |
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CatholicEdHead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 05:29 PM Response to Reply #103 |
107. You can get the Record online here |
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stubtoe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:40 PM Response to Original message |
53. Lotsa luck, dude. |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
54. I've got it! |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:43 PM Response to Original message |
55. Didn't Gawd try the same thing? |
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ellenfl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
60. i guess that answers the post seen elsewhere about |
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Catchawave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
66. Should have framed my thread |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
67. What a jerk off! |
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(1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
70. this post was at 69 replies when I clicked on it n/t |
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titoresque (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:39 PM Response to Reply #70 |
79. Pervert!11111!! Terrorist!11!!!!!! eom. |
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gauguin57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
71. So he and self-righteous karen can boink their way to a passel of kids, |
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sinkingfeeling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
73. OMG!! WHAT WILL WE TELL THE CHILDREN?!!! |
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Fleshdancer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
74. breaking: Rick Santorum voted absolute worst lover in America |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
77. I couldn't read that article withouth thinking about the SNL skit |
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malaise (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 01:56 PM Response to Original message |
85. Fugg him n/t |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:00 PM Response to Original message |
86. I was sure this was a joke. |
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IronLionZion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:01 PM Response to Original message |
87. Breaking: Sick Rick is Opus Dei |
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Pachamama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
88. What do Ricky and Mrs. Santorum do together? |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 07:48 PM Response to Reply #88 |
117. They use a sheet with a hole in it |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
89. first check if he has hairy palms!!!!!! nt |
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bumblebee1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 02:19 AM Response to Reply #89 |
141. You might want to check his eyesight. |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
90. He's either one sick dude, doesn't get any or both. nt |
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Love Bug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
91. Yikes! Yet another reason to feel sorry for his wife (if he has one)! |
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yellowcanine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
92. 2 ,4, 6,8, We still want to masturbate! 8 ,6 4, 2 Ten to One YOU do TOO! |
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LuckyLib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
97. Speaking of whack jobs, can we get any more of them in our |
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sellitman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
98. Here's what Santorum's ideas spawn.... |
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butterfly77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
100. These people are really crazy! |
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secular humanoid (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 04:33 PM Response to Original message |
101. WHAT A WANKER! |
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Rocknrule (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
102. So does that mean we get to arrest * for jerking off to Independence Day? |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
104. Masturbation's bad? Hey, Rick, I'm from Missouri. You got to "show me." |
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RagAss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 05:19 PM Response to Original message |
105. Fucking Assclown.....what happened to this fucking country ???? |
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in_cog_ni_to (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
106. Daaaaaaaaamn! How the FUCK does he plan on 'monitoring' THAT? |
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justice1 (483 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
108. Does this mean republicans won't campaign in "swing" states? |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 05:41 PM Response to Original message |
109. Well, now he's REALLY lost the base. |
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Jacobin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
112. Just goes ta show ya how close these cretins are to the Taliban |
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tabasco (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
113. How many times can we shake it after we pee? |
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Halliburton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 07:42 PM Response to Reply #113 |
115. yes |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 11:20 PM Response to Reply #115 |
128. What if somebody else HELPS? |
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NJ Democrats (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
114. Fuck You Santorum!!! |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
118. Can you explain this for me? |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 11:22 PM Response to Reply #118 |
129. Childhood incest is OK because thqat's what repuke do. |
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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 10:11 PM Response to Original message |
122. And how exactly would he make sure no one is masturbating? |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 11:23 PM Response to Reply #122 |
130. Think of the savings on Kleenax! |
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robbedvoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 10:49 PM Response to Original message |
123. Scalia really, more than Santorum - what a sense of priorities: |
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misternormal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 10:55 PM Response to Original message |
124. It must be for self-help... |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
125. Well 50% of the population admits to masturbating regularly. |
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hopeisaplace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 11:12 PM Response to Reply #125 |
126. now we know what the Detention Centers are for |
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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-06-06 11:26 PM Response to Original message |
131. why don't these assholes ban spousal abuse, child abuse... |
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file83 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 02:09 AM Response to Original message |
134. Santorum probably wacked off this morning before he spoke. |
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Sleepless In NY (749 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 02:15 AM Response to Reply #134 |
138. Ricky! You are going to drive O'Reilly over the edge! |
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upi402 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 02:13 AM Response to Original message |
136. BREAKING: Ohio and New York flooded with refugees |
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bumblebee1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 02:14 AM Response to Original message |
137. This leaves one to question? |
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Swamp Rat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 02:16 AM Response to Original message |
139. Why? So only HE gets to do it??? |
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upi402 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 02:18 AM Response to Reply #139 |
140. Men throughout PA are waking up on kickstands |
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RobertSeattle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-07-06 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
142. Nominated for Funniest DU Subject lines ever! |
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