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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 02:21 PM
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That's it, I am going to commit the ultimate act of civil disobedience
I'm going to marry a man. Not just any man, but a Mexican man. Not just any Mexican man, but an ILLEGAL Mexican man. Top that, you dissenters.

This will go down as the first same-sex marriage for the fraudulent purposes of helping an illegal immigrant gain citizenship.

We will march down the aisle flaunting the rainbow flag and waving the Mexican flag. We will have a fabuloso time.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 02:23 PM
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1. Oooooh...
that's hot! I want one too...quick let's trek over to Homo Depot..plenty there!
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titoresque Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 02:23 PM
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2. Hey wait
where are you doing this legally?
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 02:26 PM
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3. Legally?
I guess we'll just have to do it ILLEGALLY. Or maybe we trek up to Vermont. I don't think there are too many Mexicans up there. My man would be viewed as a novelty.
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titoresque Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 02:28 PM
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5. LOL!
I'm a little slower than usual today. I thought you were being serious....I was about to start chopping avocados for some delicious Guacamole in honor of the nuptuals. Dammit!

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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 02:30 PM
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6. I was joking
But that would be a hell of a way to protest the government
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 02:40 PM
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7. Let's do it...
anyways....there's plenty of cute, hot looking (Illegal) Mexican men at your local Homo Depot...break out the Coronas..we're celebrating!
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 06:59 PM
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8. And talk about the perfect husband
A man who is not afraid to get his hands dirty.
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Ms. Toad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:55 PM
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19. Try Canada
Worked for us. Still waiting for state/federal recognition - but the marriage is legal!
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jaxx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 02:26 PM
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4. Send invitations, I'll come.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:01 PM
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9. Don't forget the burnt offering at the altar: an American flag.
:evilgrin: I'd call it "freedom of religion."
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:12 PM
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10. And make sure the vows are IN SPANISH!!!
Or something equally abhorrent.
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:22 PM
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11. How can I forget?
Hell, we might even hire French caterers
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:23 PM
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12. Good luck finding one in Miami
:D :D :D
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Nikki Stone 1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:24 PM
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13. I LOVE THIS! Make sure his sister had an abortion, and you've got a
triple header. :)
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:26 PM
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14. Yes, we'll abort her kid
And then try to adopt some white kid after we get married
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 07:41 PM
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15. Oh yeah?
I'm gonna marry the five Hondurans that fixed my roof... one at a time, after I divorce the prior. ! :D

¡Óstia!



:D
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:34 PM
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16. Why not just move to Utah
And marry all five of them without divorcing them. From what I understand, Utah can use some color.
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diamondsndust Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:47 PM
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17. If you're going for shock effect, you'd have to start the ceremony
with.... "Queerly beloved... we are gathered here today..." :rofl:
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 08:51 PM
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18. I Gotta Say, That's Pretty Goddamn Funny.
I could top it though. Make him an illegal mexican atheist liberal.
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